I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Sethomas]

Yeah, and it was Maker's Mark. Definitely not meant for chugging purposes. I mourn its loss.

Next I plan on getting some Irish Whisky for once. I hear it's interesting, and it's more in tune with being put in coffee. Bourbon in coffee works well enough for me, of course, but Etwas Kultur muss sein.

And my day so far is going well, thanks for asking Sevenforce!

[Seven Force]

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

HOW WAS/IS/WILL BE YOUR DAY, SEVEN FORCE?

Did you annoy your assistant manager?

It's been ok so far, i'm going to see if I can fuck it up in the next 12-18 hours.

My AS has been less annoying the past few days (to me at least), so now it's making it hard for me to dislike him. Now i'll actually feel bad when/if he gets fired/transferred.

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

That page break picture rule is really biting me in the ass.

Do you really have a lazyeye? Or is it like my combover?

No it's not, i'm the only one posting it. I can find a new picture.

Yeah, I have somewhat of a lazy eye I thought had been fixed in the third grade. It sucks to see it come back. Not only is it an asthetic annoyance, it means that I might be going blind again.

Originally Posted by Sethomas

And my day so far is going well, thanks for asking Sevenforce!

No problem, man.

[Sethomas]

Today has been really boring, actually.

[Matt Harty]

I GOT FIRED

[Chojin]

hooray, more time for cov!

[Seven Force]

Today was hectic. :P

[Seven Force]

Originally Posted by Matt Harty

I GOT FIRED

How'd you manage that?

[EisigerBiskuit]

I got to see my friend's beautiful baby over a nice lunch at Chili's. Why are small things so damn cute.

[camacazio]

Hey seven force is that vile?

[ScruU2wice]

I can't drink but I wish I would so I could drunk right under the threshold of alcohol poisoning and write very creepy letters to my celebrity crushes..

[Seven Force]

Originally Posted by camacazio

Hey seven force is that vile?

Why yes. Yes it is.

This might be a temp change. I've gotten really attached to the apple avatar.

[camacazio]

While I do enjoy the apple, Vile kinda is awesome.

[Juttin]

Originally Posted by Seven Force

Why yes. Yes it is.

This might be a temp change. I've gotten really attached to the apple avatar.

All the posts with you being called "apple" or "apple-head" or "SHOVE-IT",they don't make sense anymore because of your avvy change

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by juttin

All the posts with you being called "apple" or "apple-head" or "SHOVE-IT",they don't make sense anymore because of your avvy change

Yes, but his apple avatar had nothing to do with his name, & that's just tooooooo random!

[Pub Lover]

You know when you make a crappy joke & some idiot newb runs with it & makes you despise the idea that you ever logged on?

Misdemonar please stop telling CosmoToad to Shut Up/Go Away, it's not working, & you're just making you, me, & the board in general look bad.

[Pub Lover]

I just saw this...

Originally Posted by CosmoToad

I think pub lover said that first and now everyones saying that. Good job pub lover

OH FUCK! OH FUCK!! oh fuck...

Edit: Nevermind, Chojin gave up & banned him.

[Pub Lover]

HEY!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!
At the gay bar.
Now Tell me do ya?, but do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!

You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Yeah! you're a superstar, yeah at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, super, superstar

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by executioneer

who the fuck drinks rum on the rocks anyways, christ

I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU AT THE GAY BAR!

[executioneer]

lol that thread reminded me of that song too

[Seven Force]

Originally Posted by juttin

All the posts with you being called "apple" or "apple-head" or "SHOVE-IT",they don't make sense anymore because of your avvy change

Good. The thing I hate most about these new people is their inability to make a decent insult, so they make stupid jokes about someone's avatar. Oh hahaha, i'm an applehead! Jixby is a dancing piece of toast! We better get MetalMilitia some catnip!

Fuck those assholes.

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

You know when you make a crappy joke & some idiot newb runs with it & makes you despise the idea that you ever logged on?

Misdemonar please stop telling CosmoToad to Shut Up/Go Away, it's not working, & you're just making you, me, & the board in general look bad.

They both fucking ruined my Riggo44 thread.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice

That's my beef with it, I've lost respect for the danish just because the only one that was funny was the virgins one, and that like out of 12

Ever seen a Danish comedy show? They laugh at the weirdest shit!

[Pub Lover]

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Lotida

But what if people are specifically addressing him? What should he do then?

The vast majority of people specifically addressing CosmoToad were people telling him to shut up, & in that situation, he should of shut up.

Hey Lotida, how's it going?

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Seven Force

What is it with you people thinking Lotida is a cunt?

She sided with Mad Max, which is some badass shit but not a good move for her popularity.

Most people were real dicks about it, but most people here are right dicks all the time.

[MLE]

Hey, now that's a good point!