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Old Jul 12th, 2004, 07:42 AM       
MIKE YOURE SO RIGHT, GOOD THING YOURE TRYING TO CREATE A LITTLE MORE EXCITEMENT AROUND HERE!

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Old Jul 12th, 2004, 11:02 AM       
I know!

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Old Jul 12th, 2004, 01:02 PM       
Matt: Sorry but your rogue character doesn't get 15,000 eps. In fact as a penalty you lose 5 intelligence, putting you at 1. You're now a gibbering fucktard. Roll a new character. Your current one is now a NPC under my control.

Seth's cleric character gains one level. (You still suffer from the "suicidal" flaw though)

Esuohlim's wizard character gains one level and his familar GADZOOKS gains two extra hit points.

Mike: Your Paladin's "prayers" to the I-Mock Gods have continued to go unheard. Lose 4 more faith points, and gain the "Whiney little bitch" trait.
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Old Jul 12th, 2004, 01:07 PM       
I'm supposed to be mad that you said this right?
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Old Jul 12th, 2004, 02:42 PM       
I can't shake this feeling of dĂ©jĂ* vu....
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Old Jul 12th, 2004, 09:15 PM       
Mike: Your continued whining has now angered the I-Mock Gods, lose 5 more faith points, and as punishment you have been stripped of your Paladin status until you atone for you bitch boy ways, you also have been fucked in the ass by an Archon and forced to wear a humiliating tattoo on your head, saying “Bitch of the angels”. Take an additional 20 points of damage.

Carnivore: Your fighter has been mysteriously teleported away from the party, to the I-Mock Halls of Redundancy. Here in these torturous halls you are forced to hear the lamest jokes repeated over and over by 100,000 fucktards. Roll for a sanity check.

Matt: I have ruled that Esuohlim’s “Blowjob of Intellectual Restoration” ritual he performed on you has brought your rogue back from gibbering fucktard status (barely) so there’s no need to roll a new character.

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Old Jul 12th, 2004, 11:12 PM       
Count me out of your futile and nerdy rituals, Max. I could kick your ass hard enough to wedge your colon between your cheek bones.
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Old Jul 12th, 2004, 11:44 PM       


Mike: Too late fucktard, you're posting in this thread. By the way your pathetic attempts to insult me, won't make the other fucktards accept you. Besides you already attempted to suck up to me earlier in this thread, in some vain attempt to tick off the other fucktards because you're a whiney pussy who desparately needs acceptance.

You failed your saving roll. Take another 20 points of burning Archon jizz damage to your rectum fucktard.

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Old Jul 13th, 2004, 12:34 AM       
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Old Jul 13th, 2004, 01:18 AM       
Umm.. wrong. I don't give a shit what any of the pricks and bitches in this forum think and I've stated this clearly before. As much as you wish it were true, I wasn't attempting to suck up to you, I was saying what I thought and still think. Your threads are entertaining.

And I really could and would kick your ass as long as you are over 21 (legal consequences). That's not really an attempt at an insult. I'm sure the trauma surgeons in the ER would have an amusing time removing your long-forgotten dildo collection from your brain.
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Old Jul 13th, 2004, 07:37 AM       
LOL @ MIKE FIGHTING MAD MAX.

MAD MAX MAKE HIM CRY

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Old Jul 13th, 2004, 09:11 AM       
GOOD GOING THERE MATT!! KEEP WAVING THOSE POM POMS LIKE YOU MEAN IT!!!
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Old Jul 13th, 2004, 09:45 AM       
This is warm crap warehouse, where nothing is ever cool.
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Old Jul 13th, 2004, 09:50 AM       
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Old Jul 13th, 2004, 09:52 AM       
Mike that was horrible. You really hurt the poor fellow. You should be ashamed of yourself and what you did!
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Old Jul 13th, 2004, 09:54 AM       
Fucking Jew
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Old Jul 13th, 2004, 09:57 AM       
Man, you're a rude walker. A RUDE WALKER.
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Old Jul 13th, 2004, 09:59 AM       
ADOLF HITLER, WHAT A CHARACTER
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Old Jul 13th, 2004, 10:00 AM       
GADZOOKS MORE LIKE LOVESLUKE. LUKE PERRY.
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Old Jul 13th, 2004, 10:01 AM       
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Old Jul 13th, 2004, 10:02 AM       
More like Adoofus Hitler
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Old Jul 13th, 2004, 10:05 AM       
MORE LIKE ADOOFUS HITLER.
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Old Jul 13th, 2004, 10:06 AM       
More like Don't Make Me GAGZOOKS
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Old Jul 13th, 2004, 10:07 AM       
GADZOOKS MORE LIKE RADZOOKS. YOU KNOW, BECAUSE YOU ARE RAD. EVERYONE HERE IS SO STOKED TO SEE YOU.
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Old Jul 13th, 2004, 10:08 AM       
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