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Zhukov Zhukov is offline
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Old Nov 10th, 2011, 10:12 PM       

I like the garage door one the best though. Are you sure you didn't just forget to close it all the way? Well, better call the cops then.
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Old Nov 26th, 2011, 10:57 AM       

Originally Posted by That NEWS story
"They were opening a package to try to get some Xboxes from a crate and this lady pepper-sprayed a whole bunch of people in order to gain an advantage over the Xboxes," Valle said.

I went out black friday at midnight to shop to see people acting awesome but nothing cool happened. Not like this anyway.
God speed you meddling kids.
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Old Nov 26th, 2011, 01:02 PM       
I remember one black friday my roommate got the girl in front of us in line's number by pretending he was going to beat her up after the lines started moving. He just kept threatening her for about 2 hours. Then when they finally did, he started miming punching her. She enjoyed it so much she gave him her number. Girls are fucking weird.
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