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Old Feb 18th, 2013, 03:30 PM       
Biofreeze on your balls hurts a lot.

Biofreeze: not for balls.
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Old Feb 18th, 2013, 04:47 PM       
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Old Feb 18th, 2013, 04:54 PM       
Just putting biofreeze on my balls. I wanted to find out what it felt like. Perfectly okay to use on dicks though.
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Old Feb 18th, 2013, 06:09 PM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2013, 04:08 AM       
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I MISS HICKMAN TELLING STORIES ABOUT GETTING SO MUCH PUSS.
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Dude I got down in the Army, but I've been with the same chick for about three years now! But we're freaky..so it works out.
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Old Feb 19th, 2013, 07:28 AM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2013, 10:15 AM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2013, 08:34 PM       


language nsfw warning if you dont just assume that by now
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Old Feb 20th, 2013, 04:49 AM       
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Boss of a hookah lounge threw your phone to prevent you from calling 911? Because a girl was passed the fuck out there? Did you try waking her up on your own?
I got her to lay flat on her back instead of her neck getting propped to the side, and asked her friends what was going on. She woke up and tried to just march away (I think she was just still dazed), and passed out a couple times before I got her to a chair. Her and her friends bounced; it was probably drugs.

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Old Feb 20th, 2013, 11:59 AM       
Dude I would have fired you too. A lawsuit tries to leave my shop and you instead try to keep it there and call 911?
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Old Feb 20th, 2013, 12:42 PM       
What lawsuit?
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Old Feb 20th, 2013, 01:00 PM       
A stupid cunt dying in your "legit" business? That's a lawsuit. She is ready to walk out the door and you keep her there? That's a lawsuit.

It's a Hookah bar, how many federal laws do you think they are in violation of. I'm guessing more than 5.

This isn't Iraq buddy. We get sued, and lose, for anything. Let the bitch leave the premise and then she's not your problem. Even Sappy didn't think much of her, she must have been trash.
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Old Feb 20th, 2013, 01:28 PM       
True. At the bar I work at, my number one priority when a girl passes out is to get that ho' outta there. And yeah I bet those shady hookah bars do have a lot to hide.
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Old Feb 20th, 2013, 04:59 PM       
Fucking brown people.
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Old Feb 20th, 2013, 05:01 PM       
I was in CVS today and some tweaker ran in and started screaming at the cashier. Thought it was a robbery but apparently he just felt like jumping around and screaming.
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Old Feb 20th, 2013, 05:12 PM       
The CVS here pisses me the fuck off. I go to Riteaid instead.
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Old Feb 21st, 2013, 11:23 AM       
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Old Feb 21st, 2013, 12:06 PM       
My parents will be married 49 years tomorrow.
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Old Feb 21st, 2013, 04:09 PM       
Those cup things are so stupid, also they do not work.
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Old Feb 21st, 2013, 05:27 PM       
They work for some people. I've never had a problem with them.
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Old Feb 21st, 2013, 06:12 PM       
So in picking the clovers out of my yard today I found a 4 leaf and a 5 leaf. I think I'm gonna give the 5 leaf to my parents.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2013, 09:20 AM       
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Old Feb 22nd, 2013, 12:18 PM       
Mooncups are awesome.

Also really good to squick out men friends with when you drag an eggcup filled with blood out your lady-place and threaten to empty it into their bathwater.

So I've heard...
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Old Feb 22nd, 2013, 06:12 PM       
The forumz iz all but dead
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Old Feb 22nd, 2013, 06:21 PM       


I canz haz spelzchek
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