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Old Dec 20th, 2008, 12:52 AM       
Willie,

Will the Ravens get the second wild card this year?
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Old Dec 20th, 2008, 07:55 AM       
why dont you ask biff tannen i bet he knows
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Old Dec 21st, 2008, 02:31 AM       
Are you there Willie?
It's me, Cig.
I've been praying to you every night asking for a sign.
Will you give me a sign?
Green or gray?
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Old Dec 21st, 2008, 03:34 AM       
green i think
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Old Dec 21st, 2008, 12:47 PM       
What do you think about Al Franken for US Senate?

They still haven't decided the damn results.
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Old Dec 21st, 2008, 04:44 PM       
i think al frankenstein will make a great senator he just has to stop trying to reanimate dead tissue
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Old Dec 22nd, 2008, 12:03 AM       
Dear Willie,

If you could make a perk, what would it be?
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Old Dec 22nd, 2008, 12:30 AM       
well idk if it would be a perk per se but i think they should've put in a cloning facility like there was in Wasteland so i dont have to worry about losing Dogmeat all the dang time
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Old Dec 22nd, 2008, 07:55 PM       
Dear Willie,

What's a good new years resolution?
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Old Dec 22nd, 2008, 10:35 PM       
1024 x 768 hurr hurr hurr

j/k you should try and give up some sort of unhealthy food, drink or other substance you consume on a regular basis :o
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Old Dec 22nd, 2008, 10:44 PM       
That's pretty good actually.

I think I'm going to give up fast food M-Sa.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2008, 11:39 PM       
Willie,

What's a terrible New Year's Resolution?
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 01:49 AM       
"i'm gonna huff glue every day this year"
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 11:56 AM       
Dear Willie,
If I gave up smoking last year, would it be a cop out for my resolution this year to be "I will continue to not smoke"?
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 07:00 PM       
i dont think so! that shit is supposed to be hard to do
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 07:23 PM       
Hey Willie, I was supposed to kill myself this year, but I'm leaving it a little late.

If you had to kill yerself, how would ye do it?
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 07:45 PM       
overeating ;_;
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 08:32 PM       
Dear Willie,

Gay marriage has become a hot-button issue recently. My question is has anyone tried to gay marry you recently?

Furthermore, if someone tried to gay marry me, would I know it?
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Old Dec 24th, 2008, 01:10 AM       
to question one, how recently we talkin here cause i've had a nasty chest cold and gays hate marrying phlegmy dudes so i'm pretty sure the last week and a half is clear of that

and to question 2 uhhh i think you should do a self-physical, check for a ring on your finger and a stretched out you-know-where
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Old Dec 24th, 2008, 07:06 AM       
I think he means your wallet. You know those gays can't resist big expensive weddings.
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Old Dec 26th, 2008, 04:05 PM       
Dear Willie,

For new years eve I am either going to hang out with my girlfriend(which means I have to think of something to do) or go out with the guys and get roaring drunk.
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Old Dec 27th, 2008, 07:56 AM       
can't you bring your gf along with the guys and get her roaring drunk too, that sounds like a great compromise
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Old Dec 27th, 2008, 09:32 AM       
willie, would you like to party with me and my friends for new years?
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Old Dec 27th, 2008, 03:17 PM       
i'd like to, but i think i have to work
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Old Dec 27th, 2008, 03:50 PM       
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can't you bring your gf along with the guys and get her roaring drunk too, that sounds like a great compromise

Turns out she's only 20 and doesn't have a fake ID. I was thinking about taking her to Canada but that's even more money.
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