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Old Oct 15th, 2009, 07:12 PM       
zoos generally have mating programs and better enclosures, plus there's less of a "look how much of a rich, irresponsible fuck i am" air to them
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Old Oct 16th, 2009, 11:05 AM       
Not to mention zoos also have trained vets and professional animal handlers. Ah and if one guy does get attacked there is normally other people around to help him out.
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Old Oct 16th, 2009, 05:17 PM       
well if this women had the proper papers and stuff then i would think she knows what she was doing. This wasn't just some random person with wild animals this was a person licensed to have these animals. They probably got better care there then at some zoo where they send in 18 year olds in to clean up the animal crap. Also, i would rather just be chilling out then have to preform for all these random assholes that want to see you do something funny.
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Old Oct 16th, 2009, 05:37 PM       
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Also, i would rather just be chilling out then have to preform for all these random assholes that want to see you do something funny.
That's a circus, not a zoo.
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Old Oct 16th, 2009, 09:28 PM       
I'm only going to say this one more time.

If she knew what she was doing she would still be alive.

Please stop being a moron, KGP.
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Old Oct 17th, 2009, 12:46 AM       
Hey some times shit happens. I mean look at Steve Erwin I would say he knew his shit.
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Old Oct 17th, 2009, 01:59 PM       
I don't know what meaning shit has when you use it like that. It happens but one can know it as well?
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Old Oct 17th, 2009, 02:32 PM       
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I don't know what meaning shit has when you use it like that. It happens but one can know it as well?
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Old Oct 17th, 2009, 02:35 PM       
Steve Irwin was a professional naturalist and television personality, and he never tried to keep a bear or a lion as a pet. He would have been the first one to tell that woman that she was a nutjob.

Stop trying to argue an asinine point. It cheapens anything else you try to say.
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Old Oct 17th, 2009, 03:07 PM       
yeah, he just took his 8 year old daughter and wife on random quests to find exotic and potentially dangerous and poisonous animals. Wild animals are very unpredictable much more then animals you know and love. Both are still very unpredictable. All i am trying to get at is that being a "nutjob" is in the eye of the beholder and is very objective, And if this women had the proper paper work who i am i to call her a "nutjob". I know nothing about her (besides what some millionaire on tv told me to think of her). I say god rest both of there souls and lets not drag these peoples names though the dirt because we don't know shit.
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Old Oct 17th, 2009, 05:35 PM       
I live and work in the Allentown area, which is 15 miles from where this nutjob lived.

In other words, listen to me, and shut up.
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Old Oct 17th, 2009, 06:25 PM       
So you are saying you knew her.....sorry didn't know you guys were Bum Buddies
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Old Oct 17th, 2009, 06:28 PM       
Jesus Christ people, stop responding to him already.
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Old Oct 17th, 2009, 07:07 PM       
Dull knives are supposed to be more dangerous than sharp ones because you get sloppy and careless with them. I imagine the same applies to exotic pets vs. the same animals encountered in the wild.
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Old Oct 17th, 2009, 07:16 PM       
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Sorry M. It pissed me off so much that I lost track of what I was doing.
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Old Oct 17th, 2009, 08:59 PM       
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Old Oct 18th, 2009, 11:48 AM       
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Old Oct 18th, 2009, 06:53 PM       
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Old Oct 18th, 2009, 11:04 PM       
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 05:45 PM       
i actually find myself agreeing with kgp in this thread, now that i've read it
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 06:44 PM       
Steve Irwin was not a professional by any means. He was a redneck who got a TV show. He was constantly called out on not knowing what he was talking about and ruining animal habitats. He was fined thousands of dollars for wrecking a pengiuin nesting area by tampling all over it and proclaming how beautifiul they were.

David Attenbourough has never been killed by dangerous animals. Sometimes zookeepers get attacked, but more often than not it's the people who have no idea, or just a basic grasp on how dangerous an animal can be. Just dangerous enough to have as a cool pet, really.
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 08:30 PM       
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Steve Irwin was not a professional by any means. He was a redneck who got a TV show. He was constantly called out on not knowing what he was talking about and ruining animal habitats. He was fined thousands of dollars for wrecking a pengiuin nesting area by tampling all over it and proclaming how beautifiul they were.
I defer to your obviously superior knowledge in this area.
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I defer to your obviously superior knowledge in this area.
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