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Old Jul 19th, 2004, 01:55 PM       
awesome. im happy for you. let me know how that goes for you.
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Old Jul 19th, 2004, 01:57 PM       
I THINK IM GONNA GO READ SOME PO-EMS TOO
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Old Jul 19th, 2004, 03:07 PM       
Kittyhead,

Plz go get the butter and bite down on the pillow 'cause I don't want to hear your caterwauling. :brando
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Old Jul 20th, 2004, 09:25 AM       
there's perfumy type things that are specifically made for vaginas that leave you smelling nice and fresh especially after a nasty period.

you gotta take care of your snatch
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Old Jul 20th, 2004, 10:49 AM       
^^ very true.
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Old Jul 20th, 2004, 11:13 AM       
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Old Jul 20th, 2004, 02:14 PM       
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there's perfumy type things that are specifically made for vaginas that leave you smelling nice and fresh especially after a nasty period.

you gotta take care of your snatch
But is a fragrant vagina a sign of diligent snatch care or a warning light to some underlying, chronic problem? Just sayin'
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Old Jul 20th, 2004, 02:29 PM       
if a girl has a chronic stinky pinky there's nothing that's gonna cover that shit up.

and it's usually a sign that somethin ain't right down below.
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Old Jul 20th, 2004, 02:36 PM       
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if a girl has a chronic stinky pinky there's nothing that's gonna cover that shit up.

and it's usually a sign that somethin ain't right down below.
this made me laugh out loud at work......
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Old Jul 20th, 2004, 02:50 PM       
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Old Jul 20th, 2004, 04:26 PM       
^^ very true.
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Old Jul 20th, 2004, 06:18 PM       
It happens to be a well known scientific fact that women who are NOT attracted to a male candidate will emit a rather foul stench in order to drive him away. Should a man come into close proximity that she wants to procreate with, the female will immediately change her scent to the smell of cookies. Or that of double crunch chocolate chip ice cream. Brownies if she is ready to bear your child.

If you fucksticks ever smell cookies when you are in a roomful of women, ONE of them might be trying to lure you into her snatch.

But they will never tell you directly. You will just have to get down on your hands and knees, snort and rut around their crotches like a pig.
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Old Jul 20th, 2004, 06:18 PM       
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there's perfumy type things that are specifically made for vaginas that leave you smelling nice and fresh especially after a nasty period.

you gotta take care of your snatch
That sounds extrememly gross.
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Old Jul 20th, 2004, 06:42 PM       
this whole thread is ew
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Old Jul 20th, 2004, 06:47 PM       
You don't like cookies?
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Old Jul 20th, 2004, 10:06 PM       
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Old Jul 20th, 2004, 11:07 PM       
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Old Jul 20th, 2004, 11:16 PM       
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Old Jul 20th, 2004, 11:19 PM       
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Old Jul 20th, 2004, 11:56 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2004, 03:18 AM       
Blokes grossed out by vaginas do not deserve to be having sex.
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Old Jul 21st, 2004, 11:39 AM       
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It happens to be a well known scientific fact that women who are NOT attracted to a male candidate will emit a rather foul stench in order to drive him away. Should a man come into close proximity that she wants to procreate with, the female will immediately change her scent to the smell of cookies. Or that of double crunch chocolate chip ice cream. Brownies if she is ready to bear your child.

If you fucksticks ever smell cookies when you are in a roomful of women, ONE of them might be trying to lure you into her snatch.

But they will never tell you directly. You will just have to get down on your hands and knees, snort and rut around their crotches like a pig.

HAHAHA!! best post ever! that definitely made me laugh out loud.
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Old Jul 21st, 2004, 11:59 AM       
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It happens to be a well known scientific fact that women who are NOT attracted to a male candidate will emit a rather foul stench in order to drive him away. Should a man come into close proximity that she wants to procreate with, the female will immediately change her scent to the smell of cookies. Or that of double crunch chocolate chip ice cream. Brownies if she is ready to bear your child.

If you fucksticks ever smell cookies when you are in a roomful of women, ONE of them might be trying to lure you into her snatch.

But they will never tell you directly. You will just have to get down on your hands and knees, snort and rut around their crotches like a pig.
so, what does it mean if they smell like tuna salad or lobster thermidor?
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Old Jul 21st, 2004, 01:34 PM       
ok then you need a paper bag, garden hose, a douche, and a coat hanger.
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Old Jul 21st, 2004, 02:37 PM       
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