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Old May 22nd, 2003, 11:37 AM       
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The first suspect when a baby is born is the last person the woman was with. How does breaking up with her make you any less of a prime target?
By making her look like a slut
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Old May 22nd, 2003, 12:11 PM       
Actually yes thats why I do the modeling, so the baby can be supported and I have cash for the two of us, and she was virgin and she named her, her names Jordan Ruther. (her last name).
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Old May 22nd, 2003, 12:44 PM       
wait a minute! You impregnated a girl, and now you are pretending that you aren't the father?! What kind of an irresponsible numbskull, are you? How old is she?

I hope to hell that you are going to pull your little ass together and start taking some responsibility for your share of the "burden".

Did you say that you were 17 years old, who is helping her?
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Old May 22nd, 2003, 12:56 PM       
Posing for members of NAMBLA isn't modeling, Gothypoo.
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Old May 22nd, 2003, 03:12 PM       
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Actually yes thats why I do the modeling, so the baby can be supported and I have cash for the two of us, and she was virgin and she named her, her names Jordan Ruther. (her last name).
If you didn't have the sense to use birth control, you are, by definition, a retard. If the baby is already here, no doubt questions are being asked. It is your responsibility to admit that you are the father. What do you have to lose, since you claim you are already supporting her and the baby now?
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Old May 22nd, 2003, 04:35 PM       
Knowing him, he's probably wanting to get with other girls, and they won't want to get with him if they find out he gets girls knocked up. Stand up guy, that Gothypoo.

Think about it, he breaks up with the girl, but will "support" the kid with his "modeling job." That way he can pretend to be a good person, while allowing himself to hook up with other girls.

Like any of them would want to in the first place. Not everyone's a dumb slut like that fat bitch that was easy enough to let this pathetic pasty cabbage patch kid fill her womb.
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Old May 22nd, 2003, 04:38 PM       
james,

you forgot to mention how Gothy's girlfriend moved to Niagra Falls after they broke up.
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 07:03 AM       
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wait a minute! You impregnated a girl, and now you are pretending that you aren't the father?! What kind of an irresponsible numbskull, are you? How old is she?

I hope to hell that you are going to pull your little ass together and start taking some responsibility for your share of the "burden".

Did you say that you were 17 years old, who is helping her?


Dumbass,
I've already said I support the baby and I do take responsiblity, and I'm almost 16 as I've said before
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 07:06 AM       
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Actually yes thats why I do the modeling, so the baby can be supported and I have cash for the two of us, and she was virgin and she named her, her names Jordan Ruther. (her last name).
If you didn't have the sense to use birth control, you are, by definition, a retard. If the baby is already here, no doubt questions are being asked. It is your responsibility to admit that you are the father. What do you have to lose, since you claim you are already supporting her and the baby now?

At the time we didn't want questions people know now. And the reason all this shit happened is that she called from a party drunk and needed a driver, I guess I'm not such a loser huh?
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 07:10 AM       
according to whom, now?
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 09:23 AM       
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At the time we didn't want questions people know now. And the reason all this shit happened is that she called from a party drunk and needed a driver, I guess I'm not such a loser huh?
So...you got her pregnant by taking advantage of a drunk girl? And why would she call you, you're not old enough to drive?

Stick to writing sad poems and making up weird dragon facts, because you're not very good at writing fiction.
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 10:32 AM       
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So...you got her pregnant by taking advantage of a drunk girl? And why would she call you, you're not old enough to drive?

Stick to writing sad poems and making up weird dragon facts, because you're not very good at writing fiction.
Seeing through BS is SUCH an admirable quality. Good job Daphne!

@ Nigara Falls reference.
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 11:54 AM       
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At the time we didn't want questions people know now. And the reason all this shit happened is that she called from a party drunk and needed a driver, I guess I'm not such a loser huh?
So...you got her pregnant by taking advantage of a drunk girl? And why would she call you, you're not old enough to drive?

Stick to writing sad poems and making up weird dragon facts, because you're not very good at writing fiction.


Fuck alicense a could probably drive better than any of you and actually she laid me over all so really no I didn't.
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 12:29 PM       
When you tell us that you're better at doing things (so grownup of you, by the way) it really goes a long way to making us believe you!

And your mom won't let you have spikey hair, but she lets you drive underage?

Is this your baby?

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Old May 23rd, 2003, 01:36 PM       
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Dumbass,
I've already said I support the baby and I do take responsiblity, and I'm almost 16 as I've said before
YOUR 15 AND YOU GOT A GIRL PREGNENT??? What the hell were you thinking? How old is she?

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Old May 23rd, 2003, 02:53 PM       
WHAT WE KNOW ABOUT GOTHYPOO:

1. His mom won't let him wear spikes, but she allows him to drive without a license.

2. He got a drunk 15-year old pregnant, but she may have been 14 then.

3. His child is the new Hitler. His name is Draco Abyss Darkmoon.

4. He broke up with her so that nobody would suspect he was the father, thus removing any sense of responsibility for his actions, even though everyone knows anyway.

5. He supports the demon spawn by posing nude for NAMBLA and letting big hairy men suck on his asshole.

6. He looks like a pale Backstreet Boy who lost his puppy.

7. His ex-girlfriend is a slut, as demonstrated by her being a 15-year old who gets drunks and fucks people like Gothypoo without any sort of protection.

8. He wrote a book all about Dragons, which was referenced in the Harry Potter series.

9. He changes his user pic every 3 days.

10. We'd all be much happier if him, and people like him, were removed from this board. We might even be inclined to show our appreciation though donations.
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 03:19 PM       
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Actually yes thats why I do the modeling, so the baby can be supported and I have cash for the two of us, and she was virgin and she named her, her names Jordan Ruther. (her last name).
Hey Goth, got her address for us too? Eh? Dickhead?
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 03:25 PM       
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I've already said I support the baby and I do take responsiblity, and I'm almost 16 as I've said before
Congratulations on your mature decisions! But, I have to agree with and quote Jeanette X: "You were too stupid to use birth control, too stupid to get her an abortion, and too stupid to stick with her and actually support the baby. You have just convinced me you are even more of a loser than I thought you were."....and as goes for the last part of your post...it doesn't take an Einstien to figure whom the dumb-ass here is!!
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 03:30 PM        Re: wow...what's this...how pathetic!
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Heya sexy. I'm sorry. Let's not fight. You are sexy and I like sexy girls. So maybe you can give me your AIM name and we can cyber one day?

How old are you?

Luv ya,
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I doubt this was a joke too - fuckin perv! ha, if you werent such a dick.. i wouldve loved to talk to you as a friend..oh well - - bye
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 03:45 PM       
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At the time we didn't want questions people know now. And the reason all this shit happened is that she called from a party drunk and needed a driver, I guess I'm not such a loser huh?
So you took advantage of a drunk girl? Wow, you are an even lower scumbag than I thought. You had sex with a girl who was too drunk to make the right decision. And I don't care if she was all over you, it was still the wrong thing to do. And you still should have used birth control, moron. Why didn't you? Now you have to raise a baby.
And you are too young to drive, dipshit.
Does your mom know about all this?
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 03:48 PM       
"We'd all be much happier if him, and people like him, were removed from this board."

And happier still if he was removed from the human genepool.

I hope you get hit by a truck!
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 05:15 PM       
I just realized something.

Engaging in sexual acts with someone who is not of sound mind to give proper consent is considered an act of rape, is it not?

Gothypoo's an admitted rapist. That HAS to be grounds to ban him.
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 05:37 PM       
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Dumbass,
I've already said I support the baby and I do take responsiblity, and I'm almost 16 as I've said before

The funny thing is I've banged plenty of chicks, sound of mind, and none of them were knocked up (of course I had my friend, Trojan Man help me). Then there is a fucked up looking model peice of shit scumbag like you who raped a chick and got her knocked up on your first time. You sure are a low, stupid fuckhead.

The important thing is your story is bullshit.
If anyone believes him :swiftkickinnuts
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 07:35 PM       
Goth, every post you make digs you into a deeper hole. Why the hell are you defending yourself? You fucked up. In fact, mentioning that you're a teenage father was a horrible mistake in itself.

If any of you people had doubts that goth is a RETARD, let them now be shattered.

Keep it up and you might hit china, goth.
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