Mr Miyagi died.

[Jeff The Ninja]

Attention people of the boards. I want us to all pay our last respects to Pat Morita, who died Thursday of natural causes. Pat Morita, as we may remember, played many memorable roles. Such as Mr Miyagi in the Karate Kid Films and Arnold on Happy Days. He will be missed.



1932-2005

[Schimid]

Wax off.

[Dr. Fu]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

[sadie]

i saw this earlier today. the last thing i saw with him was an episode of "the incredible hulk," the one where the evil journalist was trying to sabotage the ladies' restaurant.

[Mad Melvin]

I thought he died years ago.

[ArrowX]

Damnit.

First Eddie and now Pat! This has to be a sign of the end of days.

[Orange Juice Bruce]

Agreed

[Ninjavenom]

Every year on the boards i look forward to seeing who will die.

[Guitar Woman]

Originally Posted by Schimid

Wax off.

[SUFFER]

famous people always die in 3's WHO DO YOU THINK IS NEXT ?

[Supafly345]

I've found they die in a continuous chain that lasts all year.

[Jeff The Ninja]

Originally Posted by SUFFER

famous people always die in 3's WHO DO YOU THINK IS NEXT ?

Given the recent chain of star deaths being of people of ethnic background, and the natural progression of latino to Asian, I would have to say a Black actor.


And no, I am not being racist.

[Pub Lover]

You're not being racist, but you are making distinctions based on race?

Also, does your race automatically dictate your ethnic background?


Edit:

Originally Posted by Jeff The Racist

...people of ethnic background...

Maybe my socratic questioning doesn't make it clear, but I'm really angry at the idea that only Jeff's Lesser Races are burdened by the horror of ethnicity.

[Jeff The Ninja]

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

You're not being racist, but you are making distinctions based on race?

Also, does your race automatically dictate your ethnic background?


Edit:

Maybe my socratic questioning doesn't make it clear, but I'm really angry at the idea that only Jeff's Lesser Races are burdened by the horror of ethnicity.

No, race does not automatically indicate ethnic background. It just seems to be that recently, in the past month, the only famous people who died were from ethnic background. I could die and fit into the distinction of fitting into that because I am Half German and Half Jewish. I am not trying to offend or anger, it is just an observation.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Jeff The Ninja

It just seems to be that recently, in the past month, the only famous people who died were from ethnic background.

Ethnic Background should not be a euphemism for 'non-white'.

Edit:
Hey, does Rosa Parks count as your dead darkie?

[Jeff The Ninja]

I repeat, i am NOT trying to be racist. Now keep off the personal attacks on my person.

[Emu]

Guys, I think Jeff the Ninja is the Whackmiester in disguise.

[Chojin]

Jeff, PLEASE read the rules. You'll see that extreme racism is in clear violation of our policy.

[MetalMilitia]

Jesus jeff, this isn't INTOLERANT-mockery.net

[soundtest]

GOOD ONE

[ArrowX]

I-Racism.net is much more effective...... then again I'm going to I-Shutup.net

[Jeff The Ninja]

Sorry I said anything, I seriously didnt mean to be racist and i didnt mean to offend anybody on the boards. If you want to flame me, I dont care, I just want to clear that up. It was a poor choice of words and i am truly sorry for the off colour remark I made.

[quote="Pub Lover"]

Originally Posted by Jeff The Ninja

Hey, does Rosa Parks count as your dead darkie?

And for the record, for you to refer to somebody who fought so hard for black rights in the united states as a "darkie" is just plain wrong. Just thought i would like to say that.

[Marc Summers]

Originally Posted by Jeff the Ninja

Given the recent chain of star deaths being of people of ethnic background, and the natural progression of latino to Asian, I would have to say a Black actor.


And no, I am not being racist.

I'm guessing that your school's theory of evolution is that black people evolved from asians, who evolved from latinos...I mean, given that it's natural progression and all

Originally Posted by Jeff The Ninja

Now keep off the personal attacks on my person.

[DeadKennedys]

Wax in peace

[kellychaos]

Only the 'Old One' could teach him the secrets of the masters.