I WOULD GIVE UP ______ FOR ______ THREAD!

[GADZOOKS]

Heavenly Father Bless This Thread and May It Be A Masculine One for the Rest of It's Days. Amen.

WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE UP FOR WHAT. That's the name of the game. What will you sacrafice if given the chance. Now LET'S BE REASONBLE I DON'T WANNA ANY OF THESE REPLIES:

I would give up my virginity for a Jumbo Jet full of babes that see the qualities of a Computer Programmer.

BUT I WOULD ACCEPT THIS:

I would give up my baby for the safety of the american flag.

Now we are talking! IZ DAT E-Z!

ANY HOTHEADS WHO HAVE PROBLEMS WITH THIS THREAD AND MAKE THEIR GRIEVENCES AT THE FOLLOWING PM ADDRESS: Command Prompt.


Now it's your turn, remember to keep it clean and have fun with it. This is your life and your decisions! God Bless You All!

[Jixby Phillips]

i would give up my face for a million bucks !

[executioneer]

i would give up my dick for a bigger dick (not a black one plz)

[Terra]

That tiny little mole on the inside of my thigh for one more call from that "somebody."

[GADZOOKS]

I like where this thread is going!

I would give up my hands for my Judd Hirsch sitcom idea to be a reality.

But how would I applaud it

[Jixby Phillips]

we accept it (we reject it)

[executioneer]

put some cymbals on your feet

[Terra]

USE YOUR FEET! What a visual!!!

[executioneer]

i would give up five bucks for this message board to stop screwing up

[Terra]

I raise your five! Make it ten! My special somebody hasn't called. That mole isn't working for me!!

[GADZOOKS]

Terra I don't mind you posting here but you gotta give up the yapping (isn't that what this thread is all about?)

[CaptainBubba]

I would give up all the blacks for a nuclear bomb that specifically targets minorites.

[Jixby Phillips]

CaptainBubba!!!!

[WhiteRat]

I would give up my money making scheme for a free timeshare.

[Bod]

I would give up alcohol if everyone on my shit list died

not funny I know. I'm just in a bad mood grrr

[maggiekarp]

I'd give up my only cow for some magic beans

[george]

i would give up trying to kill all the groundhogs at my work if i could catch the monkey one of the black ladies says she saw swinging in a tree.

i would make it wear a wig and i would call it nancy and abuse the holy hell out of it.

[Terra]

Or you could slap it on the ass and call it "Sally."

[Tropical]

I would give up my reproductive powers (vasectomy) for a super hot wife.

[Sacks]

I would give up Kid for Play. He was always smoother with the ladies.

[noob3]

id give up cigarettes for an infinite supply of top quality marijuana

[liquidstatik]

i'd have to agree with noob3. :o

and id give up alcohol for an infinite supply of codeine syrup

[Tropical]

i'd give up drugs for jesus :O

[MetalMilitia]

I'd give up giving up for a joke!

[Trash]

I'd give up my magic pinky for eldar scrolls IV.