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Old Dec 11th, 2007, 01:29 PM        NEW LONGBOX: "LETTERS HOME!"
Here's Proto's latest longbox column is all about a special holiday comic that was given exclusively to people in the military. After all, nothing says "holidays" like WAR!


NEW LONGBOX: "LETTERS HOME!" -by Protoclown
http://www.i-mockery.com/comics/longbox21
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Old Dec 11th, 2007, 03:24 PM       
So Ghostrider brought this fancy flash drive, but he's not sure if it'll work?

Also, I'm not completely up to date on my superhero knowledge, but couldn't the Silver Surfer have just taken care of everything? I mean, can't that guy fly faster than the speed of light, and through solid matter, and transmogrify shit?
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Old Dec 11th, 2007, 06:16 PM       
I've never been too clear on the Silver Surfer's powers.
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Old Dec 11th, 2007, 06:58 PM       
Yeah, I think the Surfer probably could have used his godlike and sketchily defined cosmic powers to save the entire day by himself...but he's gotta have a REASON. Or something. I dunno.
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Old Dec 11th, 2007, 11:34 PM       
how did you got your hands on thesse comics proto
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Old Dec 11th, 2007, 11:35 PM       
I think the overriding theme was that the day was saved by four heroes with crappy movies made about them.
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 12:35 AM       
Darkvare, I mentioned in the article that some guy in the military sent me a copy of this one. People are always emailing me to say that I should do this or that comic.
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 12:39 AM       
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how did you got your hands on thesse comics proto
He said how right in the intro.

Other books, I assume, he exchanged money for. It's something called 'commerce'.
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 12:58 AM       
I have several of the military-only New Avengers comics, if you're interested. There are always some coming out every now and then that they hand out at the Army/Air Force Exchange. Not sure what condition the one's I have are in, but if you ever want a new one, I'm your guy.
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 01:39 AM       
lol loved the randomness of the NOW! spread
also a quick question i also read the office max one and i was wondering how the fuck do you start making rubber band balls
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 01:59 AM       
You start with a tennis ball, soak in ammonia overnight, then use a curved knife to remove the green fuzz from the skin, and you've got your base.
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 02:56 AM       
I think a further examination of these 'military-only comics' warrants a deeper look. There has got to be some weird nationalism/horribly misguided patriotism in them that could be good for a laugh.
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 10:16 AM       
My favorite part is that cops, doctors and firemen are routinely expected to get up and leave their families on a holiday if they're needed, but the Avengers? Not so much.
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 12:22 PM       
That's because unlike doctors, the Avengers know that you have to unplug your phone when you go on vacation.
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 10:55 PM       
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I have several of the military-only New Avengers comics, if you're interested. There are always some coming out every now and then that they hand out at the Army/Air Force Exchange. Not sure what condition the one's I have are in, but if you ever want a new one, I'm your guy.
Fathom, I might just take you up on that. If you have the ability to scan them, that'd be even better.
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 10:56 PM       
Shit proto, always wanting more, aren't ya?! WHERE'S YOUR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT?
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Old Dec 14th, 2007, 06:23 PM       
Oh man,
Proto do I have a ton of insane indy. comics from the 80's. The worst are and always will be the free comics from cons, and the ones next to the register at a comic shop.
I've got this one from the 80's called SKATEMAN (he fights crime on skates, and he's not joking). I have somewhere a comic just titled "NINJA" i got for 50 cents at the PDX comic con. in '89. Let's not forget early Darkhorse. Only about 50% of it was anygood.
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Old Dec 14th, 2007, 06:46 PM       
DUDE! Think you can scan any of those in for me? :O
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Old Dec 14th, 2007, 08:19 PM       
lol i have a mexican comic about a ligth bulb and i have a scanner but you may not understand it
edit here is issue one if you are interested i have issue 10
http://www.el-bulbo.com/comics/El%20Bulbo%201.html
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Old Dec 15th, 2007, 04:47 PM       
I remember reading this shitty comic way back while waiting in line at the BX. I was embarassed at it's shittiness.

What I never understood was why the Avengers didn't just fuck up the terrorists themselves, instead of having US servicemembers doing the dirty work.

Fuck you Avengers.
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Old Dec 16th, 2007, 12:06 AM       
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DUDE! Think you can scan any of those in for me? :O
If I can find them in my long boxes, yes.
Finding those long boxes... I hope so...
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