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Old May 18th, 2010, 10:51 PM       
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Old May 18th, 2010, 10:52 PM       
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I was pleased and surprised that it worked.
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Old May 18th, 2010, 10:53 PM       
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And by 'these parts' I do mean my butt. I think you can guess what he had that was so big and shooting.
His cock!
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Old May 18th, 2010, 11:25 PM       


OH MY GOD. AN AMORPHOUS MASS OF AN UNIDENTIFIABLE MAN HAS EMANATED OUT OF NOTHING AND HAS TAKEN UP RESIDENCE ON MY BROWSER. HE LOOKS SUPER SKETCHY AND HE TURNED MY BEAUTIFUL PINK THEME BLACK. I THINK I'M BEING ATTACKED. OR SPIED ON.
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Old May 18th, 2010, 11:46 PM       
Excuse me, we know you are a closet lesbian and all, but Pub is talking about our cocks. CAN WE AT LEAST HAVE THAT MUCH!
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Old May 18th, 2010, 11:50 PM       
sorry i should be more sensitive to the stuff guys like
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Old May 18th, 2010, 11:53 PM       
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Old May 19th, 2010, 12:24 AM       
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That is AChimp. He is Canadian. He used to be a bigshot around these parts.
I've never seen a picture of him. Even stalker-wise on Facebook.
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Old May 19th, 2010, 08:22 AM       
this is the second semester in a row that the school dropped me from classes for no apparent reason and I was then fucked out of my chance of taking them for the next year ;/

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Old May 19th, 2010, 08:24 AM       
Holy crap North Korea achieved nuclear fusion?


I used to buy Popular Science magazine. Or was that New Scientist?
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Old May 19th, 2010, 08:28 AM       
i saw that too. lol.

i bet they discovered it just like that one asian discovered how to isolate stem cells or whatever the fuck he did/didn't do. god thats the most racist comment ive ever made
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Old May 19th, 2010, 08:42 AM       
I'm pretty sure tis is what actually happened;

HJILARIOUS YOUTUBE VIDEO WITH A DOG :LOL

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http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news...133_27642.html

if that even happened ;/
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Old May 19th, 2010, 08:43 AM       
I bet it's not.


My friend doesn't want to go to North Korea with me, so I am going to go by myself probably near the end of this year or start of 2011.
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Old May 19th, 2010, 09:55 AM       
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I have an AIDS medicine on mine.

I think it's a random act of geekiness.
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Old May 19th, 2010, 10:10 AM       
Lisa Ling and her sister were on the today show for wandering too far over the NK border for like 45 seconds and getting the shit kicked out of them by soldiers

or something, I was only half-listening.
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Old May 19th, 2010, 10:23 AM       
I've got the fever. It wont be sated until I've returned and slumped into everlasting depression over the futility of a just society.
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Old May 19th, 2010, 10:25 AM       
From what I half-heard they pistolwhipped and riflebutted the bejesus out of two little Chinese women, who knows what they'll do to you
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Old May 19th, 2010, 10:33 AM       
You might not think so, but my westerness will protect me.
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Old May 19th, 2010, 10:38 AM       
I guess you're right, I heard they love westerners.
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Old May 19th, 2010, 10:59 AM       
No, they hate, but the regime relies on not only western aid, but the lie that the entire world loves the Kims.

Anyway, I don't plan on being too much of a smart arse.
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Old May 19th, 2010, 10:59 AM       
Are you going to do the whole pay a Chinese dignitary to smuggle you in thing?
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Old May 19th, 2010, 11:19 AM       
No, I will apply for a tourist visa with my good working class background, and be accepted as one of a few thousand tourists allowed in per year. Strangely enough, the "allowable limit" and the number of applications isn't too dissimilar.
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Old May 19th, 2010, 11:23 AM       
Have you read the Iraq chapters of "Baghdad Without a Map" by Tony Horwitz? Because I'd do that before you go.
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