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Old Aug 6th, 2006, 07:23 PM        my fiance just asked me what 69ing is.
she's new to the english language so she didn't know.

At first I told her, "your only 19 i'll tell you when you are older" But she kept on insisting so I told her. You should have seen her face when I explained it. You haven't lived until you've seen a coloured girl turn bright pink. It's hilarious.

Then I showed her my avitar and she almost blew milk out her nose and she wasnt even drinking any.


She'll be testing it out soon enough as my avitar can explain.
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Old Aug 6th, 2006, 07:31 PM       
courage did you order a russian mail-order bride
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Old Aug 6th, 2006, 07:47 PM       
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courage did you order a russian mail-order bride
I'll have you know I only order the finest southeast asian island girls :P
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Old Aug 6th, 2006, 08:22 PM       
Oh, so it's a dude.
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Old Aug 6th, 2006, 08:29 PM       
No, it's willie,
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Old Aug 6th, 2006, 09:38 PM       
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Old Aug 6th, 2006, 11:36 PM       
69 come on that's gross courage really
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Old Aug 6th, 2006, 11:37 PM       
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Oh, so it's a dude.
What's wrong with that?
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Old Aug 6th, 2006, 11:39 PM       
i mean its just another hole

it doesnt make you any less of a man if youre the catcher, right guys?

guys?
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Old Aug 7th, 2006, 03:06 AM       
ya most men have a fantasy about anal sex wiht a woman.

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THE POOP CHUTE IS THE SAME ON BOTH SIDES.

jesus you fucking faggots.
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Old Aug 7th, 2006, 04:01 AM       
uh, i don't think so, dude
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Old Aug 7th, 2006, 06:47 AM       
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uh, i don't think so, dude
yeah there is much less poop involved on the starting end and she has more control over it.

on a side not if you make a chick laugh while trying to swallow does sperm come out her nose?
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Old Aug 7th, 2006, 07:37 AM       
I think she'd just choke.
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Old Aug 7th, 2006, 09:27 AM       
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courage did you order a russian mail-order bride
I'll have you know I only order the finest southeast asian island girls :P
If she's actually from southeast asia, what country is she from?
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Old Aug 7th, 2006, 10:30 AM       
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Old Aug 7th, 2006, 10:58 AM       
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ya most men have a fantasy about anal sex wiht a woman.

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jesus you fucking faggots.
Did you even read the post before that, idiot?
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Old Aug 7th, 2006, 11:21 AM       
You sould have made something up about 69ing being very much like the matrix and having to see it for yourself. Then had hours of sexy love :O
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Old Aug 7th, 2006, 12:49 PM       
Yeah really but instead you showed her some avatar you have on an internet forum like a nerd.
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Old Aug 7th, 2006, 01:00 PM       
I hope she hocks your eventual engagement ring for meth.
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Old Aug 7th, 2006, 01:48 PM       
I find it very hard to believe that someone age 19, wherever they are from, needs a 69 explaining. Such things are giggled about in the playground long before the kids have hit puberty.
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Old Aug 7th, 2006, 05:04 PM       
i love that he used the term "Coloured" to discribe her.
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Old Aug 7th, 2006, 07:25 PM       
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Old Aug 7th, 2006, 07:37 PM       
purple, but seriously she knew what it was she just didn't know what the term meant. I think they call it somehing different.
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Old Aug 7th, 2006, 07:50 PM       
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Old Aug 7th, 2006, 08:16 PM       
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I may have to redo my avi.

My grandpa actually asked me about the sideways vag though when i started dating her.
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