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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 07:51 PM        "when's the last time you had fun at work?"
hypothetical by my store manager.

immediately my memory flashed back to about a month ago when me and the assistant manager (who has since been fired over bullshit) threw a few hundred spoiled eggs at the rocky cliff behind the store.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 08:02 PM       
When I worked at Dell as LCD monitor repair man and used spare parts from a monitor to make a wind-up plane. My supervisor ended up catching me and didn't even get mad but was actually impressed. Got the bitch to fly up to 40 feet.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 08:30 PM       
Well, if the question was being asked by my supervisor, I would've given some BS answer about always enjoying my work.


Apart from that, before they banned Youtube, I would use it to watch old episodes of MST3K. That was a lot of fun.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 08:33 PM       
most fun I had at work was drawing random stuff on paper when I had nothing to do. im lame ^.^;
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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 08:34 PM       
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Apart from that, before they banned Youtube, I would use it to watch old episodes of MST3K. That was a lot of fun.
Haha yeah, you got to watch episodes in your lil' corner there, but my back was exposed to the world so everybody could see what I was doing. :O

That said, I did film and edit that crazy Nerf war video which I was really happy with, but I think it's now lost forever on a PC there... if the drive wasn't already formatted that is.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 08:34 PM       
Yeah, youtube getting banned at work has definitely sucked. I made it all the way through the real ghostbusters first season before they caught on.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 09:26 PM       
Well my job is starring in fffm blowjob porn movies so I always have fun at work

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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 11:15 PM       
I have fun at work every single day. If I didn't I'd be weeping uncontrollably pretty much constantly.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 11:39 PM       
The closest I can get to fun is following an attractive woman up the stairs once and a while.
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Old Feb 24th, 2010, 09:16 AM       
Perv. :highfive
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Old Feb 24th, 2010, 12:05 PM       
I guess the last highlight I had at work is when Dimnos posted that ad for the knifespoon.
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Old Feb 24th, 2010, 12:44 PM       
Probably the most fun I had at work was when I was working in this frozen yogurt place a few years ago. I was always working with this girl Alicia who would always make me download DOS games or cornrow my hair. One time I brought in a guitar and amp and we spent all day making a cover of Push It.
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Old Feb 24th, 2010, 04:05 PM       
when i worked at subway i worked with a bunch of girls sometimes and one of them was on their period or some hit and somebody had messed up some cookies and I went to a neaby store and bought icecream and we all had icecream and cookies :X

also i was high
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Old Feb 24th, 2010, 06:39 PM       
Kahljorn you should be ashamed. In some cultures it is punishable by death to speak to women who are menstruating.
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Old Feb 24th, 2010, 07:21 PM       
My pay at the piano store was lousy and I think below legal minimum wage but, damn, there is nothing to beat a piano store if you want to sit all day and not have to deal with customers. I could go a whole shift on a non-lesson weekday (and sometimes whole days on Sunday, if I had to be there for a sale) and not see a single other person. Once the minimal store maintenance was taken care of (ordering sheet music, processing credit card receipts, making sure the lesson schedule was up to date, etc), I could pretty much get paid to do whatever the hell I wanted for 4-8 hours.
That included doing my music theory homework on my choice of about 35 pianos, including antique Steinway baby grands.

That was the last time I actually had fun at work. Many things in my subsequent hospital career were interesting, but I don't think I'd ever call them fun.
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Old Feb 24th, 2010, 09:00 PM       
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What do you get for beating it up sexually while a woman is making bleedytimes?
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Old Feb 24th, 2010, 09:07 PM       
I work in a dv shelter, so it's never really "fun" but I get to dick around on I mockery and other stuff....if I liked kids, I guess it would be much more fun, but I hate them, typically....I work nights so I get high when everyone's asleep
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Old Feb 25th, 2010, 03:34 AM       
Don't lie, you get high and touch those kids you rotten bastard.
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Old Feb 25th, 2010, 03:47 AM       
i had fun at work today, i waited until everyone had gone home then zoomed all around on an office chair

technically wasn't getting paid to do it, though, so it might not count
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Old Feb 25th, 2010, 03:49 AM       
Willie zooming around after work hours in his office chair..... priceless.
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Old Feb 25th, 2010, 09:48 AM       
I hope there are security cameras.
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Old Feb 25th, 2010, 09:49 AM       
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Old Feb 25th, 2010, 09:58 AM       
i wasn't zoomin' in a security camera's field of view, PROBABLY. the loading dock's got cams and i did go over by the doors but there's only a small window so it is unlikely to have had footage
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