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Old Dec 11th, 2005, 05:31 PM        Check out my "Depression Cookies" at National Lamp
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Old Dec 11th, 2005, 05:35 PM       
hey, i think i saw some funny jokes in with all those ads.
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Old Dec 11th, 2005, 08:50 PM       
Oh God Mozilla couldn't even stop all those fucking pop-ups from crashing the browser.
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Old Dec 11th, 2005, 08:56 PM       
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Old Dec 11th, 2005, 10:36 PM       
Very good article. I especially liked how they looked like they were on little slips of paper. It was a nice touch.
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Old Dec 13th, 2005, 12:58 AM       
That was great! You get my vote.
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Old Dec 13th, 2005, 01:06 PM       
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Very good article, I especially looked like they were on little slips of paper. It was a nice touch.
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Old Dec 13th, 2005, 01:18 PM       
"like how they looked," I'd bet.

He seems, for some unknowable reason, to think Max used a computer program to make the text look like it was really on little strips of paper, as opposed to taking a picture of a cut up print-out, which would be so much easier.

So much so, that I bet Max is feeling real stupid for spending all that time painting in those very realistic shadows. Idiot.
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Old Dec 13th, 2005, 01:32 PM       
the "I poked your mom" one made me giggle out loud.
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Old Dec 13th, 2005, 06:03 PM       
Those are what we call in my country a "puch with the mouth", it means someone says something so mean and cruel to you youre own testicles freeze and shatter in pure anger
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Old Dec 13th, 2005, 06:05 PM       
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Old Dec 13th, 2005, 07:26 PM       
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Old Dec 14th, 2005, 10:02 AM       
Wow, Max. I wasn't aware that "you're mom" jokes still passed for humor in these-here parts. Also, the part where it said "buttmunch" had me rolling on the ground SO hard. I haven't laughed that hard since the comedic gold of Beavis & Butthead. Where do you come up with this stuff?
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Old Dec 14th, 2005, 10:20 AM       
Beavis and Butthead was recently compared to Samuel Beckett in Slate magazine. I liked B and B quite well myself though it wore a little thin at the end. David Letterman was a big B and B fan. Say what you like about my stuff, comedy being subjective. But only a buttmunch doesn't appreciatte B and B, you guy who's Mom I had sex with. Send me a paycheck and I'll write comedy more skewed to your personal demographic. Until then, keep registering characters. Nothing gets my goat worse than someone who invents a whole user profile just to be a dick.

In conclusion I'm really sorry you have such a tiny penis and I know you are, but what am I, you stupid, needledick fat fuck. Suck my bush, ballwhacker.
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Old Dec 14th, 2005, 10:53 AM       
Wow Max. I didn't know I was that mean. I really have brought the wrath of your ancestors and former dentists upon me, haven't I? I suppose I'll retort.






But later, because I've gotta be at work soon.
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Old Dec 14th, 2005, 10:57 AM       
Did I mention about how I had sex with your mom?
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Old Dec 14th, 2005, 11:09 AM       
God damnit. What am I supposed to say to THAT?
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Old Dec 14th, 2005, 11:31 AM       
well, you could say thanks.
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Old Dec 14th, 2005, 12:06 PM       
You're welcome.
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Old Dec 14th, 2005, 03:24 PM       
'Scottland' -what a CUNT
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Old Dec 14th, 2005, 03:55 PM       
i bet he's not even from scottland.



i love the way english folks say 'cunt' which is a much dirtier word over here and the very last one we're not supposed to say
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Old Dec 14th, 2005, 03:57 PM       
Apparently mburbank is right behind me.










AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!11!
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Old Dec 14th, 2005, 04:00 PM       
and you're 'in the house'. I should call you. Then they can trace it and tell you the phone call is coming from 'in the house' because I'm 'right behind you'.
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Old Dec 14th, 2005, 05:52 PM       
Max, this can all be resolved with just a little bit of gazelle porn.

Ya with me, eh?

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Old Dec 15th, 2005, 10:23 AM       
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Its a horrible word over here too, but we use it much more readily. To me, it just doesnt sound right with an american accent. Like when Tony Soprano says it...it just sounds wrong.There is a great Dudley Moore monologue that goes something like:

'Colin! Hello mate! good to see you! how are you? Alright? Wife and kids alright? yeah? Well, ok, bye mate, see you soon! yeah, take care! ......................cunt.'

I often used to leave it on my mate Colin's answering machine.
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