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Old Jan 3rd, 2006, 02:28 PM        zombie sharks?

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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 09:27 PM       
We all knew it was going to happen one day. If the dead return from their slumber, what's to stop the sharks? Without the need of oxygen they would be able to beach themselves. Their lack of appropiate limbs for travel on land makes them a low threat for people who live inland. If you were to go on a boat to avoid the zombie scourge on earth then you may want to be careful.
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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 09:34 PM       
so does teh zombie shark only eat fish brains?
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 12:47 PM       
I don't think so. It's my understanding that they hunger for all flesh, specifically that of babies, specifically that of white babies, specifically that of white babies raised by wolves, specifically white babies raised by wolves who founded ancient empires.

I'd consider it pure speculation, though.
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Old Jan 24th, 2006, 11:44 AM       
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Old Feb 22nd, 2006, 12:17 PM       
They hunger for Samuel L. Jackson's left arm.
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Old Apr 30th, 2006, 09:38 AM       
I want these motherfuckin' sharks off my motherfuckin' left arm!
The Lion King seemed innocent enough, didn't it? But did we really notice all the issues of assault on morality and ethics the first time we watched it? I sure did not. It was not until I sat down with a pragmatic open mind did I even realize the scope of moral violations the 83-minute The Lion King fed our minds.
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Old Nov 21st, 2007, 10:20 PM       
Trash, I actually laughed out loud on that one.
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