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sspadowsky sspadowsky is offline
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 03:32 AM        Breakfast
Breakfast is the meal of champions.

For Mock-meet 2004, I pledge to make breakfast for all Mock-meet attenders. Scrambled eggs, bacon, and myabe even som Freedom Toast if you're lucky (but you have to call it "surrender-monkey toast if you want to eat it). I stand by my word of honor. You will be there.

I don't pledge this every day, because I may be too hungover sometimes, but none of you will go hungry. This is my incentive to make some who might not otherwise attend, show up.
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 09:15 AM       
but i'm hungry now :(
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 11:29 AM       
and I vow to get in the way, and make a big mess!
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 12:32 PM       
Wait...you're not gonna be wearing that "Kiss the Cook" apron again?? Because, let me tell you, pal. I've done some serious "wisin' up" since then and I'm not gonna fall for your cheap ploys anymore.
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 02:43 PM       
How about my "Feed the Moron" apron?
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 04:36 PM       
BISCUITS 'N GRAVY!
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 04:39 PM       
I want to eat bacon! BACON!
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Old Apr 1st, 2004, 01:34 PM       
You'll cook?

I am *soooo* going to be there.
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Old Apr 1st, 2004, 02:44 PM       
YEAH RIGHT GOOD ONE LIKE I'M GONIG TO FALL FOR THAT ON APRIL FOOLS
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Old Apr 1st, 2004, 02:47 PM       
Yeah, Breakfast are the shit, but they don't touch Bathtub Shitter.
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Old Apr 1st, 2004, 02:59 PM       
IT'S 70S THEME NIGHT. THEY'RE SERVING BISCUITS AND GROOVY.
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Old Apr 1st, 2004, 04:03 PM       
will you make me soy sausages, sspad?

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Old Apr 3rd, 2004, 07:00 PM       
eating breakfast makes u want to get up to damn early in the morning. i don't eat breakfast<its easier to sleep in...that way the day goes by faster.
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Old Apr 3rd, 2004, 08:31 PM       
Aww, it thinks its people...
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Old Apr 3rd, 2004, 08:33 PM       
HEY, THAT"S A GREAT SIMPSONS QUOTE THAT NONE OF US HAVE EVER SEEN USED ON A MESSAGE BOARD BEFORE. DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER ONES TO DAZZLE US WITH?
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Old Apr 3rd, 2004, 10:38 PM       
I don't think that's a simpsons quote I think it was a pretty common saying before they said it

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Old Apr 4th, 2004, 07:02 AM       
My attendance will be assured if you promise that you'll make me a breakfast sandwich with ham, sausage, bacon, egg, and cheese on a toasted bulky roll.
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