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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 07:26 AM        why resident evil 4 sucks
because it's not scary and it's not hard. fucking a. where is the key? oh, it's a few steps from the door! im going to buy some first aid sprays! oh wait, i dont even need to because there are herbs everywhere! jee wiz! el giante? more like el giantgay. you can carry like a thousand items. you dont even have to worry about ammo.

they should of called it leon's shoot-em up adventure with upskirt action. which would have been fun, and less dissapointing.

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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:21 AM       
Shut up, fag. Resident Evil 4 fucking rocks!
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:33 AM       
Although you've proven a ton of points on why the game rocks, Mad Melvin, you need to shut the fuck up.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:45 AM       
its fun but its not SCARY. its not even the same GENRE as RESIDENT EVIL.

thus it sucks because itd be like, super mario 2: legends of the tetris koopa

it just dosnt work. its SIMILAR because it has MARIO and might have ELEMENTS of the game. but it just dosnt PLAY THE SAME.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 11:59 AM       
i dont think i've been scared by any of the REs :/
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 01:19 PM       
Anyone that's played it would not say it sucks.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 01:47 PM       
I haven't played em since 2 and don't really care to. I hear 4 is good though and it finally has decent gameplay but I probably won't be playing it. The RE series overall is damn overrated, imo.

I'll preach Eternal Darkness one more time.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 01:49 PM       
Eternal Darkness rocked so much. I saw it in the crap bin at EB games for $7 but i was broke
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 03:39 PM       
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Eternal Darkness rocked so much. I saw it in the crap bin at EB games for $7 but i was broke
Such blasphemy will not be unpunished. Somebody call Marine, and tell him to bring his copy of the Necronomicon (available at fine bookstores near you for 15.99). EB shall feel the Wrath of the Ancients.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 04:04 PM       
I kept running out of ammo on Pussy Mode, what are you babbling about?

Also, out of all the RE this one freaked me out the most. If this hadn't come out, I'd still be questioning why this is a "Horror" genre.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 04:28 PM       
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Such blasphemy will not be unpunished. Somebody call Marine, and tell him to bring his copy of the Necronomicon (available at fine bookstores near you for 15.99). EB shall feel the Wrath of the Ancients.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 05:16 PM       
haha if you ran out of ammo you obviously sucked

there's a reason you can kick and knife so hardcore in this game IDIOTS. yes it was fun but it wasnt that difficult or even re-esque fags

ps i unlocked the handcannon, did YOU? no!
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 05:20 PM       
why people bitch about games :/ . every one has an opinion and if you aint gonna say anything constructive then shut up.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 05:35 PM       
I was always a few points too shy of 5 stars, no matter who i used. I whipped ungodly amounts of ass with Krauser, but still always came up short O
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 05:37 PM       
noob are you going to keep posting or are you just gonna post today and then not post for a really long time??
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 05:46 PM       
stop posting for a long time, unfortunatley. ill be back when i can, though i posted last night. ill probably post throughout today.

5 stars is easy you just have to memorize the level and run around constantly. there are certain points where enemys respawn it seems, so after you get the killsprees you can camp there. the only really hard one is the dock level because of the chainsaw guys. leon destroys them ez (shotgun slows him down) but people like hunk have a tougher time. hunks my favorite, tmp and frag grenades with the coolest skin! woohah!
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 06:22 PM       
is 4 worse than resident evil zero because that game made me sick to my stomach
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 06:24 PM       
oh that stinks . it's cool to have you around for nows though!!

did anyone do asignment ada? i didnt yet :/
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 06:28 PM       
yeah you get the chicago typewriter when you ebat it. you gotta beat ada in one run, though. so prepare for some sittin'

and what was wrong with zero i liked it
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 06:30 PM       
ah nuts

by the way, that boss fight with the little midget was obscenely easy. all you had to do was stand at the far left and he couldnt even touch you
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 07:50 PM       
Or hit him once with the rocket and kill him

The only RE game I could actually play through was 3, I still don't know why, probably because Nemisis is the most badass Boss monster ever. The Chainsaw guys are bullshit compared to them.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:21 PM       
NEMESIS!

RE3 is the only one ive played through more than once
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:33 PM       
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:39 PM       
you can kill the...what's his fuck...uh...krauser or w/e with like 6 or 7 knife stabs
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:47 PM       
i wasted ALL THAT FUCKING AMMO?
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