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Old Jan 6th, 2008, 10:35 PM       
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lol it's totally not simple. i keep trying to convince myself that it is.
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Old Jan 6th, 2008, 10:53 PM       
so far my resolution's going gr8 i played l.tag on friday, our team of 4 got beat by 5 skinny blonde teen girls :embarrassed

but i got 2nd place on points so i guess its not all bad!
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Old Jan 6th, 2008, 11:49 PM       
your resolution was to play tag with blondes?
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Old Jan 6th, 2008, 11:51 PM       
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your resolution was to play tag with blondes?
well hell, that's not a bad resolution for a dude.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 12:22 AM       
my resolution was to play laser tag i didnt specify hair colors
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 12:35 AM       
My resolutions were to stop drinking coffee and booze but I already screwed up half of it.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 08:27 AM       
My resolution is to eat five fruits a day, drink 12 liters of water, run 20 miles and do a hundred press-ups. Also learn the accordion and post some gay-ups on the i-mockery message board.

So far I'm 1 for 5 so it's going pretty well.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 09:39 AM       
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Going on Day 6 with no smoking and i'm doing pretty good. I've only had a few cravings in the past few days, mainly when i'm driving and after a meal. Other than that, i'm winning the war against the nicotine.
I kinda tried to stop drinking AND smoking, which was a mistake. I plan on continuing to smoke and just drinking a whole lot less. Like a few times a month instead of around 10 or more. Smoking is kind of impossible to quit right now though. I just find myself craving them at key points in the day, like right now because I just woke up.
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Old Jan 12th, 2008, 06:09 AM       
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I hate looking like a young man of leisure. I resolve to keep my face safe from scruff.

Also: Cut back on soda. I was really good about cutting soda out of my diet for about a year and I lost like 30 pounds. I kinda fell back into when I moved and whatnot. I've yet to really gain a lot of weight back, but man I need to keep away from the stuff. So far I've had one coke this month. 3 sodas a month is what I went by last year.

ALSO: Get on the TV

ALSO: Get on the radio
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Old Jan 12th, 2008, 10:32 AM       
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I kinda tried to stop drinking AND smoking, which was a mistake. I plan on continuing to smoke and just drinking a whole lot less. Like a few times a month instead of around 10 or more. Smoking is kind of impossible to quit right now though. I just find myself craving them at key points in the day, like right now because I just woke up.
For me it came down to not enjoying smoking anymore. They tasted like shit and just made me feel like crap after. Sure, the cravings suck at first but after the first two days I felt fine. I'm on day 11 now and I still get the occassional craving but they are not strong and happen less frequently.

You can quit, too. I will fill out a prayer card for you.
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Old Jan 12th, 2008, 10:39 AM       
1. touch a snake
2. learn to smoke
3. grow a moustache
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Old Jan 12th, 2008, 03:01 PM       
I made a resolution a few years back to not make any more New Year's Resolutions.

I've kept it. It's working out great.
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Old Jan 13th, 2008, 12:17 AM       
I'm sure it beat out your alternative resolution of "originality"!
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Old Jan 13th, 2008, 12:59 PM       
Hell yeah, it's so much easier. Making your resolution a challenge is just setting yourself up for failure, and I don't need that morale killer in the middle of winter.
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Old Jan 13th, 2008, 09:58 PM       
resolution updade: i got 15650 points and placed second place today, unfortunately blue team still lost
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