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Old Nov 30th, 2011, 09:01 PM       
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HED BE AFRAID OF HIS OWN VAGINA SHADOW
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WAIT A MINUTE, GUITAR WOMAN IS A DUDE????
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Old Nov 30th, 2011, 09:02 PM       
not on the inside ;_;
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Old Nov 30th, 2011, 09:15 PM       
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Old Nov 30th, 2011, 09:23 PM       
Pffffthahahaha
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Old Nov 30th, 2011, 09:41 PM       
IT'S NOT SEX UNLESS SOMEONE (NOT ME) HAS TO DO LAUNDRY WHEN IT'S OVER AND I'M FINISHED USING THEIR HAIR AS MY OWN PERSONAL CUM-DUMPSTER AND THEN I WIPE OFF THE EXCESS DIRECTLY INTO HER RETINA AND THEN I GO PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND IGNORE HER FOR DAYS.
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Old Nov 30th, 2011, 09:46 PM       
I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU CAN'T BE INTO SPRAYING YOUR HOT EJACULATE ALL OVER ANOTHER PERSON IN THE HEAT OF CARNAL SEX-MAKINGS.
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Old Nov 30th, 2011, 09:48 PM       
OR EVEN WITHOUT THE SEX, JUST SNEAK UP ON SOMEONE AND CUM ON THEM.
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Old Nov 30th, 2011, 09:48 PM       
Yeah, and we haven't even gotten into pranks pulled on people using your baby batter.

Jizzy doorknob anyone?
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Old Nov 30th, 2011, 09:50 PM       
"baby batter" makes my skin crawl
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Old Nov 30th, 2011, 10:12 PM       
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Probably not. I've put off losing my virginity for so long that I'd probably go into conniptions if anyone so much as tried to kiss me. I'm basically terrified of it.
you could always try anti-anxiety medicines or supplements of some sort

GABA, L-Theanine and Alcohol: Helps you Seal the Deal (tm)
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Old Nov 30th, 2011, 10:18 PM       
I went on prozac today. I feel a lot more run down than usual and it really blows. From what I understand, it'll take a few weeks before I don't feel shitty.
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Old Nov 30th, 2011, 10:24 PM       
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I went on prozac today. I feel a lot more run down than usual and it really blows. From what I understand, it'll take a few weeks before I don't feel shitty.
yeah ssris take for fucking ever to get started

if you don't mind risking seratonin poisoning you could try doing a 5-htp supplement along with it to jumpstart that shitttt

don't do it for too long though because constant 5-htp use can cause damage to your heart-muscle
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Old Nov 30th, 2011, 10:30 PM       
what about one of those towels reserved for spunk that shatter like a cracker after 6 months. does that gross you out GW?
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Old Nov 30th, 2011, 10:44 PM       
I don't want any kind of seratonin poisoning or heart probs. I found out that my sinus infections weren't a sinus infection, so I either have a tension headache that has lasted months or I have something else fucking my head over.
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Old Nov 30th, 2011, 10:59 PM       
it's probably not really that dangerous im jsut repeating what the labels and wikipedia and shit said

i wouldn't advocate it if i hadn't tried it on myself first
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Old Dec 1st, 2011, 02:07 AM       
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If you can convince a girl that you're an ugly woman, you can scissor her in the dark.
There's only one thing that I know how to do well And I've often been told that you only can do What you know how to do well And that's be you, Be what you're like, Be like yourself, And so I'm having a wonderful time But I'd rather be scissoring in the dark
scissoring in the dark
scissoring in the dark
scissoring in the dark
scissoring in the dark
scissoring in the dark
There's only one thing that I like And that is scissoring in the dark
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Old Dec 1st, 2011, 05:38 AM       
SCISSORING SCISSORING
SCISSORING SCISSORING

DARK DARK

DARK DARK
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Old Dec 1st, 2011, 05:47 AM       
keeping it rhheal
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Old Dec 1st, 2011, 05:58 AM       
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you just haven't been tasting the right semen
ZUGS

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why do I even talk about my psychological issues here
'Cause you're a protostripper/crackwhore with daddy issues?

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HED BE AFRAID OF HIS OWN VAGINA SHADOW
ZUGZUGZUGZUGZ

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FUNNYSHIT
ZUGZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGS
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Old Dec 1st, 2011, 06:05 AM       
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If you can convince a girl that you're an ugly woman, you can scissor her in the dark.
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There's only one thing that I know how to do well And I've often been told that you only can do What you know how to do well And that's be you, Be what you're like, Be like yourself, And so I'm having a wonderful time But I'd rather be scissoring in the dark
scissoring in the dark
scissoring in the dark
scissoring in the dark
scissoring in the dark
scissoring in the dark
There's only one thing that I like And that is scissoring in the dark
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SCISSORING SCISSORING
SCISSORING SCISSORING

DARK DARK

DARK DARK
and since it'll be dark you might be able to SEE THE CONSTELLATION RIDE ACROSS THE SKY

just make sure you don't accidentally STEP ON a SPIDER

and don't scissor so much that you miss hearing the DINNER BELL DINNER BELL RING
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Old Dec 1st, 2011, 06:39 AM       
put your fist inside the puppet's buuuuuuuuuuuuuuutt


did I do the things right?
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Old Dec 1st, 2011, 12:01 PM       
just be careful because they might be giant vaginas
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Old Dec 1st, 2011, 03:15 PM       
HOW...CAN I SCISSOR LIKE A GIRL

AND NOT BE STIGMATI-I-IZED BY THE REST OF THE WORLD
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Old Dec 1st, 2011, 03:34 PM       
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put your fist inside the puppet's buuuuuuuuuuuuuuutt


did I do the things right?
oh yeah
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Old Dec 1st, 2011, 11:00 PM       
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HOW...CAN I SCISSOR LIKE A GIRL

AND NOT BE STIGMATI-I-IZED BY THE REST OF THE WORLD
I'll show you how to rock at scissoring.
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