No, really, Vinnie, since you're so eager to share your dating life, and your military ambitions that regrettably can never be fulfilled, why not share this part of your life with us? I mean, you're willing to brag about everything else; surely a man of your shining intellect must have a glamorous job with grave responsibilities, what with your clear and concise communication skills and all.
I have a nice job, thank you. Which involves me being able to communicate in a clear and concise manner.
Boy, you're right. I can tell by the way you unnecessarily made one sentence into two. Remarkble efficiency there, buddy.