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Old Feb 10th, 2011, 09:33 PM       
Well, I'm not a virgin anymore, but I was at the time (and for quite a while after). I lost my virginity to my husband, and I have 2 children now.
But yeah at the time I was pretty freaked out, I don't know if I was afraid of getting raped. I think mostly I was just sort of surprised at how frigging awful it is to wake up seeing your best friend getting plowed by 2 guys at once. I felt I lost quite a bit of innocence that night.
@LordSappington I didn't get rejected I never made myself available and chicks just don't make my heart pound...unless it's Sarah Michelle Gellar, I'd go les for her all the way.
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Old Feb 10th, 2011, 10:42 PM       
You lost your virginity to your spouse? Where you raised in the 1940s?
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Old Feb 10th, 2011, 10:43 PM       
Now that I know you're a girl, yeah, I can understand that.
I admit it'd be uncomfortable, to say the least, if I saw my friends screwing.
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Old Feb 10th, 2011, 10:48 PM       
Your writing style makes my head ache. Please go buy a copy of Strunk and White.
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Old Feb 10th, 2011, 10:49 PM       
Man, I wish I was raised in the 40's I would be retired by now...that would be awesome. So I'm a little old fashioned and I like my sex face to face with the man I married...whats wrong with that? At least I never got the clap.
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Old Feb 10th, 2011, 10:53 PM       
If I was a girl and woke up to my friend getting pounded by 2 guys, I would video tape it while shoving a candle in and out my snatch. Then I'd pee on them and tell them I'm a squirter.
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Old Feb 10th, 2011, 10:56 PM       
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Man, I wish I was raised in the 40's I would be retired by now...that would be awesome. So I'm a little old fashioned and I like my sex face to face with the man I married...whats wrong with that? At least I never got the clap.
You would have never have had a job to retire from.
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Old Feb 10th, 2011, 10:58 PM       
Zhukov, you just blew my mind. That was the best reply I've ever seen.
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Old Feb 10th, 2011, 11:46 PM       
Dude, half the women I've met thus far in life have part-time jobs and complain about their husbands and wine. In 1945, women were putting together bullets, bombs, planes, and all that jazz, so their husbands and sons could have more shit to kill other women's husbands and sons. Just try and say that isn't really goddamned badass.
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Old Feb 11th, 2011, 12:30 AM       
Yeah during the war women rose to the challenge and that is badass, but after the men came home most returned to being homemakers.

I'm the only one that works in my family, I think sometimes women who work get a bad rap unjustly. I've worked a few hard jobs, I've been a hotel maid, a waitress, and a janitor at an elementary school. They may not sound so bad, but cleaning up puke, piss, shit, and semen all day for 3.00 per room is pretty terrible. Being on your feet 8-12 hours and having to eat shit from a bunch of jerks who speak to you very slowly. Getting your ass pinched by dirty old men and then not getting tipped. Those things can really bring a person down. I try not to complain, but when you don't have the means (or the time) to go back to school and get a good job things start to grate on you.
Yeah women don't put together bombs, planes, and "all that jazz" very regularly anymore but a lot of them still work just as hard. However for these women workers there is no relief, no idea of "once my husband gets back from the war I can stay home and watch my babies all day." Cut us some slack, many female bread-winners love their husbands and don't whine. I love my husband very much, but occasionally I want to be human and say "yeah I really fucking hate my job, I'm glad I have one, but sometimes I wish I didn't have to have one."

I know my writing is poor, but I hope I got my point across.
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Old Feb 11th, 2011, 12:34 AM       
Talk about fucking or shut the hell up
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Old Feb 11th, 2011, 12:39 AM       
One time I fucked this guy, and he was like "ugh you fuck like my wife." then after he creamed and I got off him he thew my own shirt at me and told me to clean myself up. I felt bad but I guess I deserved it. I mean who fucks their husband like a fucking wife...that's how people get divorced.
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Old Feb 11th, 2011, 06:08 AM       
We have a word for people like you where I come from. That word is 'Facestroker'
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Old Feb 11th, 2011, 11:21 AM       
Is stroking faces a bad thing?
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Old Feb 11th, 2011, 01:05 PM       
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Old Feb 11th, 2011, 01:21 PM       
Lol yeah I guess if the person is creepy themselves. I don't think I'm creepy.
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Old Feb 11th, 2011, 03:40 PM       
I am so creeped out right now.
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Old Feb 12th, 2011, 12:48 AM       
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So I'm a little old fashioned and I like my sex face to face with the man I married...whats wrong with that? At least I never got the clap.
Face to face? If you didn't marry the first guy to show a passing interest you would know there are better ways to go about things.
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Old Feb 12th, 2011, 01:07 AM       
Maybe for you, but missionary is my favorite position. I've had it different ways, but missionary feels more romantic to me. I don't care for the crazy stuff, but if you do then that's cool.
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Old Feb 12th, 2011, 01:24 AM       
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Old Feb 12th, 2011, 01:27 AM       
Hey man, don't get mad. Get glad!
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Old Feb 12th, 2011, 01:31 AM       
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Old Feb 12th, 2011, 01:48 AM       
Too. Late.
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Old Feb 12th, 2011, 02:21 AM       
It's never too late. I think you can abort up to the point at which the child can buy his own milk with his own money.
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Old Feb 12th, 2011, 02:37 AM       
I don't remember that one getting passed, but I guess in this day and age...
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