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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 05:02 PM        2008 NEW YEARS RESOLUTION THREAD
What will you be resolving to do? or not do?

I'm resolving to getting myself back down to the weight I was when I met eric.
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 05:05 PM       
Stop smoking, drink less! Also, put some effort into class this semester. I got an A- overall last semester but I didn't try at all or study even once. I figure it couldn't hurt!
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 05:36 PM       
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 05:37 PM       
Stop drinking, smoking, and biting my nails.

I think imma really do it
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 05:41 PM       
Stop smoking. To start i'm going to try to smoke two packs of Marloro Milds, have my last cig right before I go to bed, and then call it a good 6 years.
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 05:45 PM       
Start smoking and quit, because all people who have trouble quitting are just weak.
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 05:50 PM       
I've already quit smoking, so I'm resolving to drink more in order to fill the void.
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 05:50 PM       
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 05:51 PM       
BECAUSE I HAVE NO FRIENDS
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 05:53 PM       
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Start smoking and quit, because all people who have trouble quitting are just weak.
How many years did you smoke for?
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 05:56 PM       
Around zero, I just like teasing people.
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 06:20 PM       
Not kill my current pets (sea monkeys) so that they may live long, healthy lives.
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 07:52 PM       
Not be an idiot on the boards and in real life.
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 08:12 PM       
To get at least one of the following:

1. A new car (well, a different car)
2. A new PC
3. An apartment.
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Old Jan 1st, 2008, 12:21 AM       
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To get at least one of the following:

1. A new car (well, a different car)
2. A new PC
3. An apartment.
Wow, same here.
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Old Jan 1st, 2008, 12:25 AM       
I don't resolve to do anything because I'm fucking awesome.
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Old Jan 1st, 2008, 12:30 AM       
i'm gonna try and play lazer tag at least once a month
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Old Jan 1st, 2008, 12:31 AM       
Hee, so do i, except that i just built me a super duper killer gaming 3d rendering box. And i do not want to have an apartment but a house. And i do not have a car so any car will do fine (of coarse if it's not a total crap car)

So it's just like you guys........sort of.
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Old Jan 1st, 2008, 08:39 AM       
I didn't make any resolutions because I know I'll forget about them by February.

...um I mean, because I'm awesome like Fathom Zero.

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Old Jan 1st, 2008, 12:59 PM       
the color of my posts is like the inside of a coffin on a moonless night

Also I resolve to get my certificate, transfer to a reasonable college, and restart my business ;<
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Old Jan 6th, 2008, 10:13 PM       
Write a piece for my orchestra, and bribe the teacher to play it.
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Old Jan 6th, 2008, 10:26 PM       
Going on Day 6 with no smoking and i'm doing pretty good. I've only had a few cravings in the past few days, mainly when i'm driving and after a meal. Other than that, i'm winning the war against the nicotine.
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Old Jan 6th, 2008, 10:27 PM       
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Going on Day 6 with no smoking and i'm doing pretty good. I've only had a few cravings in the past few days, mainly when i'm driving and after a meal. Other than that, i'm winning the war against the nicotine.
Good luck to ye, sir.

I tried to quit twice and failed miserably.
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Old Jan 6th, 2008, 10:32 PM       
lose weight, find a normal guy, get a better job.

simple.
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Old Jan 6th, 2008, 10:33 PM       
OR IS IT
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