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Old May 8th, 2013, 10:23 AM       
My buddy told me this joke a few months back.

Little Johnny found a magic lamp with one wish.

"I want to live forever." he says

The genie says "The wish can not be infinite."

Johnny then says "I want to live to see the Canucks win the cup."

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Old May 8th, 2013, 08:20 PM       


Also...Bob is a Vezina finalist! :D
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Old May 8th, 2013, 09:44 PM       
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Also...Bob is a Vezina finalist! :D
Good choice.
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Old May 9th, 2013, 09:26 PM       
Hah, no one believed in Ottowa.
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Old May 9th, 2013, 11:06 PM       
Hey Chimp, you have 0 points still. ;(

But at least you'll have 15 plus seed points in the next hour.

Wild sucks.
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Old May 10th, 2013, 12:23 AM       
At least we're not looking quite as pathetic.
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Old May 10th, 2013, 12:24 AM       
Correction, Mike Yeo sucks.
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Old May 10th, 2013, 07:39 AM       
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Hah, no one believed in Ottowa.
Good going Sens! Even though you suck, you suck less than the Maroons.
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Old May 10th, 2013, 07:41 AM       
I have faith in both the Kings and the Pens.
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Old May 10th, 2013, 07:41 AM       
'sup, Ratty.
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Old May 10th, 2013, 11:44 AM       
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Old May 11th, 2013, 12:07 AM       
The Detroit-Anaheim game was pretty exciting. I was really, really hoping Anaheim could pull it off, but I guess I'll give them one more chance.
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Old May 11th, 2013, 01:52 AM       
Yay! Kings!
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Old May 13th, 2013, 04:39 AM       
Damned Redwings.

Kitsa out to an early lead ....
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Old May 13th, 2013, 08:08 AM       
I want to redo my picks.
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Old May 13th, 2013, 09:56 AM       
God dam ducks, I hate them even more now.
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Old May 13th, 2013, 04:44 PM       
My general hope was that the Redwings made it far enough to make it sting that much more when they ultimately ate it.

That's what I was going for.

I was at starbucks the other day in a Blue Jackets jersey and the barista guy wanted to talk hockey, much to the piss-offedness of everyone else in line. I got upgraded for frees.
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Old May 13th, 2013, 06:55 PM       
Did you get a Mocha-Sadtte?
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Old May 13th, 2013, 09:46 PM       
oho

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Old May 13th, 2013, 10:17 PM       
Leafslol

Half my bracket is out, but I still have hope.
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Old May 13th, 2013, 11:27 PM       
Good job Kitsa! Now to round 2!
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Old May 14th, 2013, 05:15 AM       
My best finish is second place.

Kitsa killed me by getting two of the series lengths right. I think I went 0-8.

I can still finish above Bill, though, right?

EDIT: And you're right, T, the Ducks can suck it.
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Old May 14th, 2013, 06:07 PM       
God Damit, I'm L.A. but the Sharks put a hard beat down on Vancouver and I have heart for S.J.

This is not what I wanted.
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Old May 15th, 2013, 01:53 AM       


I wonder how old they are. They can't skate for shit, but they know how to pound the everloving crap out of each other.

I love how at the end the refs are just like "Eh, fuck it."
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