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Old Feb 29th, 2008, 09:26 PM       
I'm having the same sorry thing that most pathetic males are forced to eat. LEFTOVER CHINESE FOOD!!!. ahem....orange chicken to be precise. well....it's at least...slightly higher on the chain than ramen....bastard ramen...
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Old Mar 1st, 2008, 04:08 AM       
little bread slices and chipotle pepper jack dip
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Old Mar 1st, 2008, 02:11 PM       
Potato chips...not even any special brand of potato chips, 'cause all that's written on the bag is "POTATO CHIPS". Oh well, they taste fine anyway.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2008, 01:02 AM       
I made some delicious split red lentil stew, to which I added:
-Peppered cilantro
-Minced onions and garlic sautéed in extra-virgin olive oil
-Thinly-sliced carrots and celery I boiled separately while preserving the vitamin-rich water
-Sweet basil
-Lots of red pepper
-A splash of hemp seed oil for nutrition and nuttiness

Makes mouths happy.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2008, 01:54 AM       
nacho doritos and a coke/cherry slurpee with vodka in it

last night i had paella at my mom's, she couldn't find her saffron but it still was damn good (even though it had clams in it )
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Old Mar 2nd, 2008, 01:56 AM       
Landshark Lager beer and some gum.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2008, 08:03 AM       
I am eating lunch, which consists of:

- A thick slice of bread (REAL bread:http://farm1.static.flickr.com/180/4...7b0b56095f.jpg) covered in 4 slices of salami.
- 5 slices of a different kind of salami on the side.
- A couple of pieces of Emmentaler and Brie, also on the side.
- Two thin slices of something called "Fleischkäse" (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...eberkaeseW.jpg) and some mustard to go with that.
- A tall glass of milk

Now excuse me while I gorge myself on this verifiably delicious luncheon.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2008, 08:26 AM       
Great, now I'm getting the munchies
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Old Mar 2nd, 2008, 08:30 AM       
I think you smoke to much weed.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2008, 10:17 AM       
Just one toke over the line
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Old Mar 3rd, 2008, 12:09 AM       
no such thing 8]
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Old Mar 3rd, 2008, 12:26 AM       
A couple of Tui Indian Pale Ale & a triple dose of trimipramine maleate.

I looked for my emergency smokes, but they seem to have been filched.

& I don't know any smokers that'll let me bum some.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2008, 12:34 AM       
Emergency smokes are nasty
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Old Mar 3rd, 2008, 01:15 AM       
bumming fags is what the internet is all about
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Old Mar 3rd, 2008, 11:24 AM       
I've only ever bummed fags. I disagree with paying for them.

Also, I am drinking black coffee to fight my hangover.
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Old Mar 8th, 2008, 01:39 PM       
A pouch of hickory smoked flavored tuna fish.
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Old Mar 8th, 2008, 04:15 PM       
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Old Mar 8th, 2008, 05:12 PM       
Not just any cunt, but hickory smoke flavored cunt.
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Old Mar 8th, 2008, 05:30 PM       
CHOCOLATE MILK
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Old Mar 8th, 2008, 05:43 PM       
ice cubes
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Old Mar 9th, 2008, 12:32 AM       
i had some german chocolate cake flavor icecream and i think it is my new favourite forever
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Old Mar 9th, 2008, 12:57 AM       
dirty vodka martini.
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Old Mar 9th, 2008, 01:29 AM       
Handmade Reese's Pieces trail mix that includes Apple Jacks, I'm working on it since the Reese's Pieces end up at the bottom of the bowl and as well since the only ingredients are Reese's Pieces and an Apple Jacks knock off.

I seriously want to advertise it by talking like this stoner kid I know.
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Old Mar 9th, 2008, 01:39 AM       
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I miss that show. I always wanted to be Chaulky.
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Old Mar 10th, 2008, 08:00 PM       
The dog? That was the dog right?



ADDED: A glass (pint) of water (tap).
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