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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 12:55 AM        Boy gets revenge on sister by posting her hookup list
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oh man, lol'd hard

i love how she has a DEADLINE
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 01:01 AM       
what kind of parent grounds a kid and DOESNT take away their internet privileges
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 01:14 AM       
"I <3 Facebook like you <3 cock"

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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 01:15 AM       
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They probably didn't take away his Internet privleges 'cause that's how he does homework, idk
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 01:25 AM       
that shit is hilarious

I was waiting for that Brian kid to comment and say "uh I just got a haircut"
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 01:42 AM       


WOW!

"what are you gonna do? tell mom and dad that I uploaded your dick sucking list to facebook? go ahead."



I also <3 that some dumb bit*h is trying to defend her by telling Chris that it's his own fault that he had the 12 pack. She completely forgets that his whore sister was the one who brought it to their attention.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 03:31 AM       
uhh, it IS his own fault, that kid should be curbstomped.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 03:46 AM       

i like how girls think its horrible that he posted her dick hunting catalog but its fine that she tattled on him for having beer
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 03:56 AM       
i think it's stupid that she made the list, but she doesn't deserve this because of it. how is she any worse than any of the girls these days? just because she wrote something down privately, hid it in her bedroom instead of keeping her thoughts in her head, she's a horrible person? no dice. that kid shouldn't be drinking, what a fucking dumb fuck, he deserved to lose his fucking beer and now he's crying because he's grounded (WITH INTERNET!) fuck the dumb fuck that supplied him with it in the first place, and fuck those parents for being fucking awful. maybe if they knew how to ground children they'd have turned out a bit better. and fuck you guys for disagreeing.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 04:03 AM       
Maybe the whore should of thought twice about snitching on her brother over 12 measly beers.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 05:21 AM       
that kid "shouldn't" be drinking just like his sister "shouldn't" be giving people handjobs.
again its interesting how you can't see that :O
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 05:46 AM       
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Maybe the whore should of thought twice about snitching on her brother over 12 measly beers.
maybe the dumbass should have thought twice about having those 12 beers.

and yeah, they're both awful kids, the difference is, she is justified in her actions whereas he is not in his.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 06:06 AM       
*shrug* i think we have different parenting styles.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 06:19 AM       
YES. Hilarity! I now want a male child.

I am so glad I'm an only child.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 06:25 AM       
Elx, I would be happy to know up front that she is more likely to have an STD.

Hmm, buzzed for a few hours vs an STD -- WHICH IS WORSE
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 07:09 AM       
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maybe the dumbass should have thought twice about having those 12 beers.

and yeah, they're both awful kids, the difference is, she is justified in her actions whereas he is not in his.
What the hell? There is no possible way you believe in the shit you are stating.

What the fuck is the matter with you? Were you touched?
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 07:45 AM       
They both seem to be pretty young. Certainly the sister is. What with making a list in the first place (probably not even true, just a way to make her desires seem more real) and drawing god damn hearts all over the place, she doesn't sound older than 14. "V card"? "Titty bang"? It's pretty horrible, actually.

Brothers and sisters doing anything and everything to screw each other over is pretty common. Hiding beer is something I would be angry about if I was the parent, but I can certainly understand why he wanted revenge. It's childish, they are children.

Also, how is grounding an effective punishment nowadays? Take away the internet and their mobile phone, as well as any money you horrible parents are probably giving them. They were only going to stay inside on the internet anyway.

As far as the girl being a horrible person... she probably is. Not because of telling on her brother (pfft, see above: childish/children) but because most young people are. How many males here didn't fantasise about girls in their class and want to do EVERYTHING? The girl was silly enough to write it down, that's all.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 08:25 AM       
I agree that it was a stupid move to write it down, especially in such explicit detail...and naming names, for crying out loud. If you write something like that, you're pretty much asking for it.

Dumb early-teenage horniness or beer-squirreling is one thing, but that list was bound to be discovered sooner or later.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 08:44 AM       
The argument elx made has already been put to bed by the commentors on the link, but it basically boils down to the fact that setting a DEADLINE to molest 10 guys is probably more unhealthy than a 12-pack of beer. And the guys might want to know about it. And letting them know about it does everyone involved a world of good because it stops any STD problems before they start.

Show us your list elx!

*btw, I've noticed that the girls here and on geekologie aren't ever like "wow, what an awful person", they're all like "man, stupid of you to write that down". Does that mean this is actually typical female thinking? I am now far more terrified of your species than I ever was before.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 08:48 AM       
I want to know what it says under 'December Winner'. I can't quite make it out.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 09:09 AM       
Yeah, I was wondering the same thing myself.

From the vantage of the soon-to-be-pentagenarian, all I can say is --

Chris is a douchebag.

Katie is a douchebaguette.

That is all.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 09:40 AM       
... why even consider which was worse between alcohol or being a tramp? does that matter? i think they are both equally bad, what i'm saying is his action (searching through her room - posting her stuff) was worse than hers (tattling on him to their parents) and not justified at all.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 09:41 AM       
She searched his room to find the beer...

idk, they both basically did the same thing, only the guy upped the ante to 11 and the chick was actually doing something reprehensible. and started it.

Also, having beer is just as bad as setting a deadline to fuck 10 guys? Really? Really?
I know which I'd rather have my kid do.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 09:44 AM       
and you've come to that conclusion based on the following specific reason:


edit: i mean, it doesn't say that she searched his room at all in the article and it doesn't imply it either. you will never know the full story with things like this so all you can do is take the information you have available to you and base your conclusion off of that. making assumptions is silly.
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Also, having beer is just as bad as setting a deadline to fuck 10 guys? Really? Really?
I know which I'd rather have my kid do.

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