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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 11:24 AM        Super Tuesday
I hail from a Super Tuesday state, and this morning on the way to work I cast my vote for Dennis K.

Yes, I know he won't win, thanks.

I malso called Kerry's office to let him know he didn't get my vote because of his voting to allow W. to make the choice to to invade Iraq without congressional restraint, and becuase of his recent, political, appauling statement that he supports a Mass. constitutional ammendment to ban same sex mrriage.

I have no problem at all with his personal stance that this is a states rights issue and he favors civil union over marriage. But supporting a constitutional ban is way too far for me. I cannot support forbidding future potential rights in the constitution. I strongly believe that's not what it's for.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 11:27 AM       
you know what would rule? If Bush lost by a landslide and was then prosecuted for war crimes......and then sent to butt rape prison and made a guy named Bubba's bitch....
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 12:58 PM       
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 01:36 PM       
land of the free my ass
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 01:50 PM       
It would be even funnier if Bush was tried by the International Court he refused to support.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 01:51 PM       
it would be even funnier if he choked on a pretzle and died.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 02:49 PM       
No, that would just be stupid. There was a decent joke going for a while, but then you had to muck it up.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 02:50 PM       
so are you the joke judge then? I just thought the irony of a man capable of blowing up countries could be written off by a bit of baked batter would be interesting.

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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 02:52 PM       
Sorry. Boogie is the joke judge. He's also a notary public if you need anything stamped.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 02:58 PM       
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so are you the joke judge then? I just thought the irony of a man capable of blowing up countries could be written off by a bit of baked batter would be interesting.

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Your own example of irony paled in comparison to chimp's. Had you posted before him, it wouldn't have looked as bad, but here you are.

As for my title, I'm more of the joke police than the joke judge. Your crummy jokes have already been judged by others on the board.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 02:59 PM       
and so has your shitty taste in music.

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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 03:01 PM       
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and so has your shitty taste in music.

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What in high holy hell are you talking about?
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 03:01 PM       
fuck... nevermind. this is pointless.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 03:11 PM       
I'll be the judge of that.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 04:15 PM       
I voted for Bush.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 10:07 PM       
I voted for Dr. Boogie.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 10:11 PM       
I voted for Mr. Mockery.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 10:18 PM       
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I voted for Bush.
i didnt know bush was on the ballot today. i thought it was just for the dems...
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