Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > General Blabber
Reload this Page NEVERMIND
FAQ Members List Calendar Today's Posts

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Zomboid Zomboid is offline
The Wolf
Zomboid's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Give me the coffee and no one gets hurt! LOL
Zomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contest
Old Jan 27th, 2007, 07:57 AM        NEVERMIND
NEVERMIND
__________________

That was very funny. Well done.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Evil Robot Evil Robot is offline
hAS RUG-BURN
Evil Robot's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Non-trendy NYC enclave
Evil Robot is probably a spambot
Old Jan 27th, 2007, 11:58 AM       
Your going to get raped on that oil rig. Gay, oil rig sex, thats the only thing that takes place out there. Why do you think they call it an oil rig?

Theyre going to put you in a dress and spray you with thier "crude".
__________________
"We're equally proud of our safety record. Not once in our nearly 50 years of operation has an animal pathogen escaped from the island."
Reply With Quote
  #3  
ArrowX ArrowX is offline
Banned
ArrowX's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Illinois, Alberta, Canada, Thailand, Space, Groundling Marsh, Manhattan, Man Hat Ton
ArrowX sucks
Old Jan 27th, 2007, 12:52 PM       
I hope everything goes ok for you out there Zomboid.

Just curious, what camp are you going to?
Reply With Quote
  #4  
noob3 noob3 is offline
Banned
noob3's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: WHIRL
noob3 is probably a spambot
Old Jan 27th, 2007, 01:29 PM       
Don't get your hand crushed off.
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Mockery Mockery is offline
Pickled Patriarch
Mockery's Avatar
Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Mockery is probably a real personMockery is probably a real person
Old Jan 27th, 2007, 02:22 PM       
Come on guys, give him a hand. He's gonna save the world! He's gonna end up being brought in to NASA along with his other oil rig buddies to stop a killer asteroid from hitting the planet!
__________________
Talent, vigor, drive...
You'll eat peanut butter the rest of your life.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
AChimp AChimp is offline
Resident Chimp
AChimp's Avatar
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: The Jungles of Borneo
AChimp is probably a real personAChimp is probably a real person
Old Jan 27th, 2007, 02:52 PM       
Actually, he's probably gonna get beat up by some soldiers when all the oil rig guys head into town near Fort McMurray and try to act tough and pick fights.
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Zomboid Zomboid is offline
The Wolf
Zomboid's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Give me the coffee and no one gets hurt! LOL
Zomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contest
Old Jan 27th, 2007, 04:42 PM       
Job fell through. I get to stay in my shitass town. Yay.
__________________

That was very funny. Well done.
Reply With Quote
  #8  
noob3 noob3 is offline
Banned
noob3's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: WHIRL
noob3 is probably a spambot
Old Jan 27th, 2007, 04:57 PM       
Zomboid, I could get on a rig at any time thx to my girlfriend's dad, but I would never! I've heard so many grusome storys about that stuff :/

Like her cousin got his leg crushed! And her dad got the tip of his pinky crushed off

generally, alot of crushing
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Chojin Chojin is offline
was never good
Chojin's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 1999
Chojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contest
Old Jan 27th, 2007, 04:57 PM       
uh, why did you delete the first post
Reply With Quote
  #10  
noob3 noob3 is offline
Banned
noob3's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: WHIRL
noob3 is probably a spambot
Old Jan 27th, 2007, 04:57 PM       
hey quit following me around dude
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Chojin Chojin is offline
was never good
Chojin's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 1999
Chojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contestChojin won the popularity contest
Old Jan 27th, 2007, 04:58 PM       
administrator noob3, i demand answers
Reply With Quote
  #12  
noob3 noob3 is offline
Banned
noob3's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: WHIRL
noob3 is probably a spambot
Old Jan 27th, 2007, 05:00 PM       
he probably pussed out & felt like a pussy
Reply With Quote
  #13  
kahljorn kahljorn is offline
BANNED
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: NO
kahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contest
Old Jan 27th, 2007, 05:25 PM       
you could move to where I live and get an oil rig job and it won't be 2 weeks on 1 week off type deal. it seems like they're always trying to find good workers but im too skinny to work there.
__________________
NEVER
Reply With Quote
  #14  
noob3 noob3 is offline
Banned
noob3's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: WHIRL
noob3 is probably a spambot
Old Jan 27th, 2007, 06:12 PM       
in oklahoma they'll send you out everyweek to a diffirent rig/town, but you work every week
Reply With Quote
  #15  
liquidstatik liquidstatik is offline
kitatsdiuqil
liquidstatik's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
liquidstatik is probably a spambot
Old Jan 27th, 2007, 06:22 PM       
my used-to-be step brother works at an oil rig, 2 weeks on and 2 weeks off. he likes it. ;o

he makes like 20/hr ;<
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #16  
GADZOOKS GADZOOKS is offline
dipshed
GADZOOKS's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Chicago, Illinois
GADZOOKS is probably a spambot
Old Jan 27th, 2007, 07:04 PM       
Now let's wait for Mike to show up and say how working on a rig is pussywork compared to crab fishing.

Cue the rock music.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #17  
ArrowX ArrowX is offline
Banned
ArrowX's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Illinois, Alberta, Canada, Thailand, Space, Groundling Marsh, Manhattan, Man Hat Ton
ArrowX sucks
Old Jan 27th, 2007, 07:44 PM       
yeah rig work is insane profitable. A kid I know just turned 19, he has nothing but his diploma, and hes making $27.00 an hour somehow hes still in debt.
Reply With Quote
  #18  
Fathom Zero Fathom Zero is offline
frappez le cochon rouge
Fathom Zero's Avatar
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: cancer
Fathom Zero won the popularity contestFathom Zero won the popularity contestFathom Zero won the popularity contestFathom Zero won the popularity contestFathom Zero won the popularity contestFathom Zero won the popularity contestFathom Zero won the popularity contestFathom Zero won the popularity contestFathom Zero won the popularity contestFathom Zero won the popularity contestFathom Zero won the popularity contest
Old Jan 27th, 2007, 07:45 PM       
Gay rig prostitutes.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips View Post
Oh god fathom zero, you are revealing yourself to be completely awful
Reply With Quote
Reply

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 12:58 PM.

I-Mockery.com - Archive - Top

© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.