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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 04:10 PM        I feel like cutting off my penis...
...just so I can bleed to death.
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 04:12 PM       
I won't try to stop you. Really, nobody likes you, except Death, and he cant' get enough of you.

It's for the best. Yeah, your loved ones will feel depressed initially, but it won't really take too long for them to forget about you.
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 04:17 PM       
picz plz
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 04:49 PM       
"Actually, out of everything, it's suicide I dissaprove of the most. Especially if it involves cutting off ones wang."

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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 05:01 PM       
Go for it!
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 05:07 PM       
Is a penis a major artery? I think at most he would go into shock then wake up in a hospital and a cool scar on his wiener.
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 05:24 PM       
Do it! If you pass out from the pain, have someone nearby finish the job for you.
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 05:38 PM       
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 06:12 PM       
YOUR PENIS' GHOST WILL COME BACK AND MASTURBATE ITSELF OVER YOUR FACE
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 06:24 PM       
You know, you could get good money on the penis market. I hear it is 2 schillings per cock.
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 06:38 PM       
Abraham STINKIN!
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 06:49 PM       
IS IT WATER, IS IT WINE?
OMG IT'S TURPENTINE!
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 06:55 PM       


Oh yeah. It's definetly turpentine.
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Old Sep 13th, 2003, 11:23 AM       
Do it online for the $$$. One session washing it. One session shaving the pubes. One session explaining the instruments of incision and pain ... and make it theatrical by using a mini-guillotine or something similiar. Extra points if you're a hermaphrodite.
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Old Sep 13th, 2003, 11:42 AM       
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Old Sep 13th, 2003, 12:04 PM       
It's not about love! It's about good ol' american entrepreneurialism!
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Old Sep 13th, 2003, 03:18 PM       
Oh man! you guys are dark!
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Old Sep 13th, 2003, 03:41 PM       
Cut it off, And do not reproduce...
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Old Sep 13th, 2003, 05:45 PM       
You shouls send an email to Rupert Murdock, I bet FOX would love to make this into a reality show. "Would you trade your genetailia for a million dollars?".
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