MISTER FARSTS ANSWERS: (SEE BELOW)
do you eat poopies on wednesdays or on thursdays?
AT FIRST I THOUGHT THIS QUESTION WAS RETORICAL THEN I REALISED IT KIND OF ANSWERS ITSELF
Dear mister fart,
I wondered if you could help me answer somthing. In AUSTRAILIA do people listen to Micheal Jackson? Are you Micheal Jackson? Have you ever spread peanutbutter on yourself or someone else? Will yo tell us about it if you did, or make a story up is you didn't? thanks.
-me
IN AUSTRALIA MICHAEL JACKSON, OR WHACKO JACKO (
) AS HE IS LOVINGLY REFERRED TO POEPLKE HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO LISTEN TO MICHALE JACKSON.. A LOT. I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO BE MICHAEL JACKSON ON OCCASION, AND YES, ONCE I DRESSED UP AS A PEICE OF BREAD AND WHILE I WAS JUST SITTING AROUND IN A PLASTIC BAG SOMEONE
DID ACTUALLY PICK ME UP AND START BUTTERING ME WITH PEANTUT BUTTER (TRUE STORY)
What question should I ask?
YOU TELL ME~!!
OKAY, ONLY JOKING AROUND, BELOW I WILL OFFER YOU SOME HELFUL TIPS ON WHAT IS A GOOD QUESTION TO ASK MISTER FART, IN A LITTLE STORY I WROTE ABOUT "WHAT IS A GOOD QUESTION TO ASK --INSERT MISTER FART HERE---" BUT IT CAN ACTUALLY BE FOR ANY NAME THAT YOU WANT TO ASK THE QUESTION IT DOES NOT HAVCE TO BE MISTER FART ALL THE TIME
WHAT IS A GOOD QUESTION TO ASK MISTER FART??
GOOD QUESTION!!!! A GOOD QUESTION TO ASK SOMEONE WHO YOU DO NOT KNOW VERY WELL IS A GOOD SUGGESTION I MIGHT ADD IS TO SAY "HI, I AM POLITE, WHAT IS THINGS LIKE FROM PLANET YOU" AND FROM THAT THE PERSON YOU ARE TALKING TO CAN IMMEDITALEY SEE THAT YOU ARE A HOINEST PERSON FROM A CHARISMATIC BACKGROUND WHO IS A LEAD VOCALIST IN A FEMME COUNTRY ROCKABILY OUTFIT WHO GO BY THE NAME OF "CADILLAC JUNKIES"
FROM THEN ON A GOOD QUESTIONS MIGHT BE
"DO YOU HVAE MANY MIRRORS"
TO MORE PERSONAL QUESTIONS LIKE "WHAT IS THAT IRITATING THING ON YOUR FACE??"
IF YOU ARE THINKING OF GOOD QUESTIONS TO ASK SPIONTANAEITY IS PROBABLY YOUR BEST OPTION SO TRY SOMETHING LIKE
"HAVE YOU EVER SHOT A RABBIT AND MADE ITS HEAD FALL OFF??"
I THINK THE BEST ADVICE I CAN GIVE IS TO JUST BE YOURSELF, AND
DONT BE AFRAID TO ASK. JUST BECAUSE THE LAST PERSON PUNCHED YOU DOESNT MEAN THIS ONE WILL.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR INETERSTING QUESION FACEKICKER I HOPE I HAVE BEEN OF ASSISTANCE
I know your favorite position on TWAT, but what's your favorite "position"? And also, is Canberra the most boring place in the history of the universe? Or is that Dayton Ohio?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO CANBERRA, BUT I HAVE BEEN LEAD TO BELEIVE IT IS NOT THAT BAD, EXCEPT THAT BUILDING KEEP LIGHTING ON FIRE
does mister fart have a first name?
IT IS MISTER
:liol
:ol
:hat
PS WHERE IS THE HAT EMOTICON??
Do you speak spanish?
I CAN BUT I CAN ONLY DO IT TO SEXY LADIES SOMETIMES WHEN THEY GET ME IN THE MOOD
Could you please tell me about the town city you live in and give me a history about it and tell me some interesting things to do inside of it
THE TOWN I LIVE IN WAS A TOWN THAT WHITE MAN MADE IT, BUT THE BLACK PEOPLE GOT TO NAME IT, BECAUSE APPARENTLY THEY HAD A TOWN THERE FIRST JUST NOBODY COULD SEE IT BECAUSE IT WAS VERY INVISABLE AND WE MUST HAVE SQUISHED IT WHEN WE BUILT OURS, SO BECAUSE THEY GOT TO USE THEIR INGENIUS BRAINS THEY GOT TO CALL IT TRARALGON AND THAT NAME MEANS RIVE OF LITTLE FISH (TOLD YOU IT WAS A INGENIOUS NAME FOR A TOWN!!!!
)
ONCE THE WHITE PEOPLE GOT THERE THEY DECIDED TO BUILD THINGS THAT BLACK PEOPLE WOULD NOT UNDERSTAND, LIKE HOUSES AND EVERYONE LAUGHED AND HAD PARADES AND KILLED ANIMALS.
THEN THERE WAS A WAR, AND EVERYONE GOT KILLED, AND THE PEOPLE THAT DID NOT GET KILLED HAD SOME BABIES AND KILLED SOME ANIMALS AND BUILT SOME HOUSES AND THAT BASICALLY LEADS US TO WHERE WE ARE TODAY EXCEPT THE FACT THAT I THINK THERE WAS ANOTEHR WAR IN THERE TOO SOMEWHERE BUT I CANT REMEMBER IF THAT REALLY HAPPENED OR IF I JUST DREAMED IT.
THINGS TO DO
A FUN EXCITING HOBBIES TO DO IN THE TOWN ARE TO WATCH FIRES HAPPEN, (TAHT HAPPENED TODAY AND THE TOWN ALMOST BURNT DOWN
IOR SHOULD I SAY THE LITTLE RIVER OF FISHIES ALMOST BURNT DOWN
)
WE CAN LAUGH AT THE BLACK PEOPLE GETTING DRUNK AND FIGHTING EACH OTHER AND THEN LINING UP AT THE WELFARE OFFICE (WE CALL IT UNEMPLYMENT OFFICE BUT I THINK THEY CHANGED IT TO JOB SEEKERS OFFICE NOW BECAUSE CALLING PEOPLE UNEMPLOYED IS NEGATIVE AND THEY COULD SUE WITH ALL THE MONEY THAT THEY HAVE FORM THE GOVERNEMENT
)
ME AND MY FRIEND FOUND THIS DIRT TRACK THING THE OTHER DAY THAT WE DID DOGHNUTS IN AND IT WAS FUN, WE GO ON SHOOTS TO SHOOT ANIMALS, WE GO ON SWIMS TO BATTLE WITH COROCODILES, WE JUMP OFF ROCKS AND WE FURTHER OUR EDUCATIONS AND WE GET UPSET WITH EACH OTHER AND FIGHTS AND WE MAKE UP STORIES ABOUT HAVING SEX AND WE SHOOT RUBBER BULLET GUNS AND WE FREEZE OUR TONGUES IN FREEZERS AND WE WASH OUR HANDS AND WE PLAY DRESS UPS AND WE GO IN BOATS AND WE GO IN SURFBOARDS AND BOOGIE BOARDS AND THIS YEAR I WILL GO SNOWBOARDING AND YOU CAN JUMP OUT OF PLANES ALSO AND SOMETIMES SPAZBOY COMES TO VISIT WHEN HE DECIDES NOT TO BHE A JERK.
THANKS FOR YOUR QUESTION JIXBY
Is your name really Mr Fart or are you actually a woman?
DO WOMEN FART??? I THINK NOT
Why don't you have a user pic?
I SPENT AN HOUR TRYING TO FIND ONE SMALL ENOUGH.... I AM NOT GOING TO DO THAT AGAIN, I CAN SYMPATHISE WITH THAT GUY WHO STEALS OTHER PEOPLES.
have you ever had runny poo and barfs at the same time?
I DONT KNOW WHY BUT I NEVER BARF, I HAVENT BARFED IN YEARS. I HAVE A MASSIVE BARF PHOBIA, SO I REFUSE TO BARF.
would you like me to send you a caps lock button mr. fart?
OKAY BUT I HAVE NO CLUE AS TO WHAT USE IT WOULD BE TO ME????
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