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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 12:15 AM       
If this results in another page of fartin carefully explaining why he can't form a coherent sentence, I'm splitting the posts from this topic into a brand new one, to be called "Whinging Express feat. Davin's Abdominal Anus"
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 12:15 AM       
Why do I have to look at a picture of the back of your head? is this how most boy's spend there time with you?
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 12:17 AM       
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 12:18 AM       
Come on, guys. The database is already fucked up without me moving 25 posts from a 200+ page thread. Just make a thread for it or something.
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 12:33 AM       
HOW DOES MY BELLYBUTTON LOOK LIKE AN ANUS?
I REALLY DON'T SEE IT, AND I LIVE WITH THE THING.
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(1:02:34 AM): and i think i may have gone a little too far and let her know that i actually do hate her, on some level, just because she's female
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 12:37 AM       
Well, here's a question:

Have you ever clutched at your belly in laugher and moments later messed your shirt?
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 12:38 AM       
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HOW DOES MY BELLYBUTTON LOOK LIKE AN ANUS?
I REALLY DON'T SEE IT, AND I LIVE WITH THE THING.
think "spread asscheeks"

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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 12:39 AM       
I think we have a new emoticon!
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 01:04 AM       
I still don't see it. It's just a bellybutton.
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 02:06 AM       
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 04:31 AM       
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HOW DOES MY BELLYBUTTON LOOK LIKE AN ANUS?
I REALLY DON'T SEE IT, AND I LIVE WITH THE THING.
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I still don't see it. It's just a bellybutton.
An....an.....IMPERFECTION?!? On my adonis like form?!?! It cannot be! YOU LIE!! ALL OF YOU, LIARS! NOW BOW BEFORE ME AND WORSHIP ME LIKE.....A........GOD!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 05:07 AM       
One day, one of davin's romantic conquests will be cut short when he takes off his shirt and the girl shrieks "GOATSE.CX!!"
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 09:59 AM       
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Seriously, though, is there something wrong with my navel that I'm not seeing?
Are you seriously that stuck on yourself?? :/

I can picture you running out of a burning building stoping the fireman running in to save your family by saying "Seriously, though, is there something wrong with my navel??"

Get over yourself will ya!
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 10:40 AM       
There is nothing wrong with the bellybutton. It's a normal bellybutton.

I love my bellybutton though. It's pierced. It's awesome.
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 12:24 PM       
less talking
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 12:25 PM       
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Are you seriously that stuck on yourself?? :/

I can picture you running out of a burning building stoping the fireman running in to save your family by saying "Seriously, though, is there something wrong with my navel??"

Get over yourself will ya!
Right, because you can really equate a message board to a burning building. It's not even like I brought up an issue that was a page, a half a page, or even more than one post back.


Besides, I don't even need to take my ego too far. Dole does that for me.
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 12:27 PM       
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One day, one of davin's romantic conquests will be cut short when he takes off his shirt and the girl shrieks "GOATSE.CX!!"


That is the funniest thing I've read on here in months!!
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 04:32 PM       
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COOL!
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 09:27 PM       
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I love my bellybutton though. It's pierced. It's awesome.
Bellybutton, pierced, and awesome do not go in the same sentence together. Unless it's "I ripped out some broad's stupid bellybutton ring, and it was awesome. Those things are for wankers."
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 09:56 PM       
It was two sentences with one subject each. Learn to read like the other wankers.
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 10:10 PM       
DID ANYONE ASK YOU?
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Old Sep 7th, 2004, 08:28 AM       
DK have you weighed in on my "Erectile Dysfunction" thread yet? I would really like to hear how your dealing with it.

thnx!
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Old Sep 7th, 2004, 08:45 AM       
Terra is so emasculating, am I right guys

and now PICTURES
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Old Sep 7th, 2004, 09:51 AM       
FS, you of all people around here, I had serious hopes of sodomizing.

PLEASE do not ruin it for me.

PICTURES!
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Old Sep 7th, 2004, 02:52 PM       
oh no page 215 is broke, i bet it had lots of pics on it too
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