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Old May 19th, 2011, 07:21 PM       
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My friend Chelsie is seeking a new friend! She’s a very good 28 year old woman who made an error in judgment when she was younger. Now she resides in Coffee Creek Correctional Facility where she will remain for just 13 more months.

Currently Chelsie is enrolled in business classes and an optical program. She is very bright and committed to putting her criminality behind her. In her pursuit of a more quality life she is requesting letters from a caring and non-judgmental person who may also be seeking a friend. Once you get to know her you’ll be inspired by her ambition.

Please e-mail me for information on how to begin corresponding with Chelsie.
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Old May 19th, 2011, 07:26 PM       
I better get blaspheming. The weather's too nice to leave for some shitty stupid boring fucking cloud palace.
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Old May 19th, 2011, 08:25 PM       
IN HEAVEN THE WEATHER IS ALWAYS NICE

ALSO WHEN YOU GET TO HEAVEN YOU IMMEDIATELY KNOW ALL LANGUAGES
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Old May 19th, 2011, 09:18 PM       
Also deltron 3030 plays all the time. Just like this page should be.
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Old May 19th, 2011, 09:59 PM       
where doing it man

where MAKING THIS HAPEN
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Old May 19th, 2011, 11:57 PM       
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Old May 20th, 2011, 12:49 PM       
Heaven just got a little more macho....

http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/20/randy-...stler-florida/
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Old May 20th, 2011, 01:25 PM       
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Old May 20th, 2011, 01:49 PM       
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Old May 20th, 2011, 02:17 PM       
grandpa's with the big saucercrab in the sky now taddykins
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Old May 20th, 2011, 02:55 PM       
THATS WHAT YOU GUYS GET FOR MAKING FUN OF THE RAPTURE

GOD WAS LIKE, "ALRIGHT FINE, IM TAKING SOME OF THE BEST FROM AMONG YOU" AND HE TOOK MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE AND A THOUSAND BABIES AND ORPHANS
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Old May 20th, 2011, 11:07 PM       
I-mockery killed Randy Savage with its carbon emissions. Jerks! You ruined him a perfectly good...whatever.
He had a future... A future of pounding his chest and roaring one-liners at sticks of jerky. Now he will never one-line again. Instead, he is side-lined and silenced forever.
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Old May 20th, 2011, 11:51 PM       
Do you even understand basic social concepts?
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Old May 21st, 2011, 12:41 AM       
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Old May 21st, 2011, 03:17 AM       
I walked into Gamestop, and realized: If Rapture is tomorrow, Duke Nukem will have never been released.
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Old May 21st, 2011, 03:51 AM       
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He's got a new 3030 album coming out soon.

My feet hurt and my back is fucking killing me but nothing beats bartending a wedding for 9 hours and walking out with 320 smackers ca$h money. THEY CALL ME BIG STACKSSS
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Old May 21st, 2011, 05:16 AM       
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You look like the kind of girl I would ask out.
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Old May 21st, 2011, 06:13 AM       
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Old May 21st, 2011, 06:16 AM       
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I-mockery killed Randy Savage with its carbon emissions. Jerks! You ruined him a perfectly good...whatever.
He had a future... A future of pounding his chest and roaring one-liners at sticks of jerky. Now he will never one-line again. Instead, he is side-lined and silenced forever.
Wow Pram, even for you that is a new level of suck. Way to keep raising (lowering) the bar buddy
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Old May 21st, 2011, 10:23 AM       
I'm in the process of being deprogrammed. Give me a few, I'll think of something funny that passes i-mockery's muster committee. Have you ever worked at night? Try doing it for nine years. It fucks you up. I used to be quick-witted and could make anyone laugh without any effort. I'M sad to look at the sack of unfunny shit I've settled into. It's embarrassing to have literally no good material. Maybe I'll just lurk for awhile. And be saaaaaad.
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Old May 21st, 2011, 10:45 AM       
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The post you're quoting is from 2006. A few pages of me arguing with Lenor later & I'm describing a grotesque sex scene involving me, Rongi, Fartin and Guitar Woman raping some poor kid that foolishly posted in this thread. GW seemed way too into it.
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Old May 21st, 2011, 01:33 PM       
OH NO, I PULL A NIGHT SHIFT AND IT SCREWS ME UP, DESPITE THE FACT THAT OTHER PEOPLE ALSO PULL NIGHT SHIFTS AND HAVE NO PROBLEMS
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Old May 21st, 2011, 01:59 PM       
Plenty of the people I know that work night shifts talk about becoming walking zombies after a while.
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I took a read through a bunch of this. Pram Maven doesn't seem nearly as entertaining as thekapn or OAO or Vince was.
Nostalgia.
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Old May 21st, 2011, 02:00 PM       
Swing shift is worse! You get the feeling that you're supposed to go to bed but you're not tired! AND THAT'S ONLY DURING SUMMER!!
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