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Old Jun 30th, 2007, 12:09 AM        fuck off one armed art fag
you're a bitch and i hate you and i swear to god if i wasn't so shocked about what the fuck you said to me, i would have ripped your other arm off.

i should have set my child loose on the "majesty" and let him ruin everything you drove 40 minutes to see
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Old Jun 30th, 2007, 12:40 AM       
I restored my 1983 Ibanez Roadstar II bass (I bough it new). I kept the body as original as I could and put a Fender P bass neck on it...I think it looks sexy

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Old Jun 30th, 2007, 12:48 AM       
whu hoppen?
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Old Jun 30th, 2007, 12:55 AM       
I ruined the first neck trying to de-fret it and finally got the money to buy a better neck. I've named this Bass "Majesty"
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Old Jun 30th, 2007, 12:57 AM       
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Old Jun 30th, 2007, 02:31 AM       
Toucan's are pretty damn cool birds.
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Old Jun 30th, 2007, 11:34 AM       
Toucans are pretty damn cool bird's.
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Old Jun 30th, 2007, 11:55 AM       


IT WAS A ONE-ARMED MAN.
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Old Jun 30th, 2007, 12:59 PM       
more like a one armed BANDIT if you konw what i mean
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Old Jul 1st, 2007, 03:54 AM       
Acording to national geographic, tucans have large stabbing beaks that can kill a man. These birds are viscious monsters and must be controlled.
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Old Jul 1st, 2007, 04:23 AM       
With delicious sugar caked loops of fruit flavored corn.
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Old Jul 1st, 2007, 10:59 AM       
Viscous like maple syrup.
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Old Jul 1st, 2007, 02:46 PM       
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Acording to national geographic, tucans have large stabbing beaks that can kill a man. These birds are viscious monsters and must be controlled.
He never killed the children
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Old Jul 2nd, 2007, 07:49 AM       
Is that pronounced vis-kus or vis-shus?
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Old Jul 2nd, 2007, 08:18 AM       
Hey Fartin,

did that p-bass neck drop right in, or did you have to modify the body or neck?
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Old Jul 2nd, 2007, 10:56 AM       
Maple syrup is viss-kus (viscous).
Wolverines are vish-us (vicious).
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Old Jul 2nd, 2007, 01:00 PM       
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Hey Fartin,

did that p-bass neck drop right in, or did you have to modify the body or neck?
It dropped right in


http://youtube.com/watch?v=k5ThulqDmKc
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Old Jul 2nd, 2007, 01:27 PM       
what did this art fag say
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Old Jul 2nd, 2007, 11:59 PM       
Yeah, I'm still unclear on the actual subject of this entire thread.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2007, 12:02 AM       
I'm pretty sure about 93% of us are. The other 7% are in a secret cult.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2007, 03:07 AM       
one armed people are stupid. there is this one dude that cuts meat at the old country buffet near my house and he has one arm with three finger things sticking out of his stump.

needless to say i never get the ham or roast beef there.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2007, 06:49 PM       
i'm pretty sure that people with one arm can't paint well...

wait, was it beethoven who only had one arm?
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Old Jul 3rd, 2007, 09:32 PM       
No, that was Calvin Klein.
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Old Jul 4th, 2007, 12:20 AM       
No, Van Gough cut off his ear and then shot himself in the chest in the middle of a field.
DaVinci and Michaelangelo were gay.

Beethoven was deaf.
Elephants can paint with their trunks, my sister has a painting hanging in her living room from an elephant in Tennessee.
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Old Jul 4th, 2007, 04:15 AM       
Did the elephant sign it? :O
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