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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 03:06 PM        Attn: Jake of all Trades Mom
We here at I-Mockery would like to thank you for bringing JOAT into this world. Why are we thanking you in Loveline? You are about to find out.



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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 03:55 PM       
Mrs JOAT, I'm gonna put you in a wife beater and then pour corn syrup on your titties while you rub it in exposing your little pink nipples.
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 07:21 PM       
was it just coincidence that Pyramid Head's in that image, or are you trying to get into my pants too?

Because it won't work.
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 09:27 PM       
Was she a single or a double?
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 09:34 PM       
His mom is hawt. No bag required.
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 09:57 PM       
Maybe you can get her one of these for her anniversary.

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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 10:16 PM       
I'm not very interested in JackOfAllTrade's mother. What I am interested in, is living out my vile fantasies with the aid of his lumpy form. Oh, how I dream about his gasps for air as I pull the stockings tighter and tighter around his pale throat. His noodle-like arms would be flailing around, slapping up against my sweat and vomit soaked pant leg. I'd take good care of JackOfAllTrades too. I'd wash him and sleep with him and make love to him every night, even after I have to wrap his body in plastic tarps to keep it all together.

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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 10:27 PM       
You're missing out dood! Jake's mom can take my 10 inch cock down her whole throat! She gags a little at first, but her throat muscles soon loosens up and the she can take it all down and lick under your sack at the same time.
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 10:37 PM       
Okay Tadao, between the "pink nipples" statement and your last comment, I'm actually thinking that JOAT's mother is a decent lay.
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 10:39 PM       
She loves the black cock more than any other.
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 10:41 PM       
JOAT, I am totally going to fuck your mother.
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 10:42 PM       
Tadao, i really used to like you

now you're all HEY GUYS SHOCK HUMOR
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 10:46 PM       
You're right. I'll change my ways.
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 10:47 PM       
After I get done fucking JOATs mom in her pooper.
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 10:52 PM       
JOAT provoked him. Pub, Esuohlim, Coldcache, Seven Force, and Tadao have been giving me the business for months now and I don't bitch about it.

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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 10:55 PM       
What does that have to do with his moms sweet tits?
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 10:57 PM       
Just pointing out that JOAT is a punk ass.

JOAT's mom's tits are on a collision course with a bottle of Karo syrup, as far as I can tell.
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Old Sep 29th, 2008, 11:08 PM       
How ya feeling Jake? I know you HAVE to read it all. Do you feel a little sick that your dick tingled a little when you think about me popping the tip of my dick in and out of your moms pussy?
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Old Sep 30th, 2008, 12:09 AM       
I'm gonna buy this for your mom and then hose her tits down in the shower.

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Old Sep 30th, 2008, 09:49 AM       
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Old Sep 30th, 2008, 08:55 PM       
Hell, with that description, I'd fuck her.
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Old Sep 30th, 2008, 09:59 PM       
Damn, this thread is the best yet!
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Old Oct 16th, 2008, 01:50 AM       
Your sister is ugly and your mother is a whore
She wanted to abort you but she was too poor
Your father is a junkey and your brother was a nut
When he was playing in the street he was crushed by a track

Now let me tell you all about the other night
I sneaked into your mother's bedroom when she turned off the light
She layed there in her filthy bed sleeping like a dead
I woke her up and shouted out commanding her to spread

Then I fucked your mom
Yes I fucked your mom

She did exactly as I planned did not refuse a bit
I look at her and realized, o boy she looked like shit
Deep inside her worm our pussy I started the rotation
But when I felt her disgusting smell I lost my motivation

But I fucked your mom
That's right I fucked your mom

I pulled my dick out of her cunt but then she wanted more
I climbed out through the window then I pissed in your front door
Now I've got the proof that your mother is a slut
One night I'll be back and then I'll fuck her in the butt

I fucked your mom
I fucked your motherfucking mom!
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Old Oct 17th, 2008, 07:20 PM       
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