Haha, no, [i]seriously[/i] guys. NSFW

[CaptainBubba]

Theres this porn with Teagan presley in a red riding hood outfit getting dp'ed by two guys wearing dog masks and the whole time she looks like she is in serious pain and discomfort and the camera even makes skips everynow and then which I assume are there to edit out footage of her saying "oh fuck that hurts". So I was looking at pornstar myspaces and I found hers and she had a baby and I am just wondering, do you think that any of us can ever find true love?

And as a follow up question, I hate you, fuck you.

[Rongi]

pornography is bad

[Rongi]

that's why 911 happened

[Esuohlim]

[ArrowX]

[Jeff The Ninja]

Bubba, youre post scared me.

[Rez]

i think this is just about the funniest thing i've read here in months

[Esuohlim]

So wait CaptainBubba did you break up with ur gurl

[CaptainBubba]

Hello no still going good. 2.5 years now actually.

I'm just saying man. I mean, wtf. Like shes all playin with the shortie in their backyard all smiles and joy and whatnot meanwhile I have this image of a fella in a fuckin scooby doo getup sodomizing her while she is basically think to herself "oh man what am I doing oh man I should put that other guys penis in my mouth, oh, oh god, no, that is doing nothing for me oh well".

I just don't know how to handle this.

[CaptainBubba]

WARNING BOOBIES

[Jixby Phillips]

aw

[maggiekarp]

Awwwww

[RaNkeri]

lol @ dog masks

[Red Machine D]

That kid looks like he's soiling his diaper as the photo was taken

[Sethomas]

No, I do not think it does, at all!

[Vexation]

It's just a job. Pornstars are people too.

[Terra]

Yeah but they don't get "raises" unless it's from their co-stars.

[liquidstatik]

HAHAHAHHAHA

[CaptainBubba]

Oh TERRA you are simply the TOPS.

[James]

How do pornstars have babies when they're dead inside there's no habitat for the babies to grow.

"Eat your vegetables."
-"No, mommy. They're gross!"
"Mommy made a living sucking her own ass juices off stranger's cocks. Don't you try to tell me that carrots are gross."


Teagan also used to be really hot, but then she got huge fake tits and a nose job.

[liquidstatik]

hey captain bubba did you see that porn on the internet? and if so, i want the link.

[Terra]

Yes. Post it here and get banned please.

[liquidstatik]

Hey, terra. You know back when you were in school, you kept trying to act cool so that one group of kids would like you, but it never worked. Yeah, well same thing here.

:o

[CaptainBubba]

www.moviemonster.com

You have to pay like 3 dollars for 30 total min of streaming video, but you can divide it up how you like.

I am a man who loves his pornography. Just so you all know.

Also, all of the porn films from the something awful Horrors of Porn articles are on the site. I have actually watched "Clown Sex". It was terrifying.

[Ramco]

Top 10 reasons why girl on girl is better than guy on girl...

10. Less cleanup
9. You never have to hear cheesy dialogue from the guy
8. You feel like you're watching something you shouldn't
7. You never go away wishing your penis was bigger
6. "Interracial" doesn't just mean a confused looking black guy that won't fit in the briefs they gave him with a small, frail looking white girl.
5. It's naughtier; you don't normally see hot girls ever even toying with the thought of doing anything like that with each other, and you know they'd kill you for even mentioning it.
4. Twice the boobies!
3. Less of an anal fixation (I seriously don't get why seeing a guy pound a girl's collapsed rectum is so hot; maybe it's some kind of gay thing o.0)
2. You don't have to look at some guy's ugly dong or start wondering if seeing too much of him will turn you gay
1. It's a million times hotter to see two girls making out than to see a girl in obvious pain inflicted from a guy with the Washington Monument in his pants.