Email of the Moment #8

[Mockery]

From: Ed Cranns [jk1289@hotmail.com]
Subject: you are cock

i suppose you think you are real funny sitting on your dangerfield huh? yea you are really just an idiot. didn't you ever see that movie where the guy died in the end? well i hope that happens to you. many of the statements you have made are just disgraceful to the human race of america and i hope your milk is spoiled. if i wasn't such a nice guy i woud let you have it
LITERALLY.

http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/pinkfloyd/default.php

yea you're a real cock. i promise you that if i were a wizard then i would for sure turn you into a dancing asshole and let you have it.

p.s.: yes, i took care of things

Did you hear that guys? When he becomes a wizard, I'm finally gonna learn how to dance!

[pjalne]

Tell me more of this human race of America.

[Emu]

This is my favorite one yet.

[MEATMAN]

Do these people even think about what they plan to write? Or is it just a spur-of-the-moment sort of thing? Because I find it hard to believe that anyone would write something so utterly terrible.

[ziggytrix]

So is that Grimlick, or what? Why is he so upset? And what things did he take care of?

Let that be a lesson to you all. Never write hate mail on acid.

[Mad Melvin]

Maybe he sent the governor or clique mob after RoG.

[Mockery]

and another... (i suspect these might be fake, but hey they're amusing nonetheless):

From: Ed Cranns [jk1289@hotmail.com]
Subject: you are cock still

And where do you get off thinking that you can just say these things about which you know nothing about? have you ever tried to rom hack anything besides your lunch?? i bet you have no idea, just like always, big surprise! i should have known. well i can tell you from experience that rom hacking is no easy piece of pie. i've never released anything to the general public, but i have tried my fair share of tests and its awfully rude of you to say such things. and furthermore i cant believe that you would not like
something just because somebody else paid tribute to the elders. would you make fun of leo devinci paintings? well then why do you poke so much fun at this art that you have never had any experience with??

oh and by the way. maybe its a good thing that i have never released any of my rom hacks cause i'm sure that you would just post them on your dingle site and poke your stupid jokes at them too. youre lucky i've never seen you in a dark alleyway or on the streets cause then you would know what its like to be on the tv show or movie. and the same goes for the streets you thug.

p.s.: oh and i hope that you take too much viagra that your penis explodes

[Sam]

But... RoG does know what it's like to be on a tv show. :X

[rockets redglare]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You have a dingle site now?
URL please

[Mockery]

oh that site? it's a uh... it's a top secret project that's in the works, sorry

[Rez]

didn't you ever see that movie where the guy died in the end? well i hope that happens to you

rules of standard threats deceive you all. to anyone who doesnt critically think of this deft execution of literary mastery, this is merely a frustrated toddler without the vocabulary to match their ire.

but do you know how many movies there are where the guy dies at the end? thousands. hundreds of thousands.

this guy wants you to suffer this exact situation for EVERY movie where The Guy Died In the End. which translates to HUNDEREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DEATHS.

that's pretty fucking pwn3d, rog.

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

would you make fun of leo devinci paintings?

Fake or not, the thought of him comparing that rom hack to work by Leonardo DiVinci is funny, sad, and scary all at the same time.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

"didn't you ever see that movie where the guy died in the end? well i hope that happens to you."



Rog, you're great, but this line here is absolute brilliance.

[Supafly345]

"Yes! I got my email in 'email of the moment'! Lets see how many he will post." -Motherfucking loser

[steph with a Q]

favorite part of both emails is the use of cock...guess for a wizard thats some heavy shit.