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Old May 2nd, 2006, 12:58 PM        Newspaper Headlines that you would like to see
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"Carlos Mencia arrested on pedophilia charges; Show cancelled"
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 01:24 PM       
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 01:41 PM       
"Mystical bacteria kills Michael Jackson in a slow, grisly and painful way, bacteria from diseased little boy"
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The Lion King seemed innocent enough, didn't it? But did we really notice all the issues of assault on morality and ethics the first time we watched it? I sure did not. It was not until I sat down with a pragmatic open mind did I even realize the scope of moral violations the 83-minute The Lion King fed our minds.
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 01:42 PM       
"It's official; Finnish people are stupid"
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 01:46 PM       
But militia, it's been official for guite the long time now.
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The Lion King seemed innocent enough, didn't it? But did we really notice all the issues of assault on morality and ethics the first time we watched it? I sure did not. It was not until I sat down with a pragmatic open mind did I even realize the scope of moral violations the 83-minute The Lion King fed our minds.
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 03:13 PM       
"Bush is dead."
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 03:29 PM       
"God is a black man!"
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 03:32 PM       
'Caffeine is good for you, study says'
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 03:58 PM       
heh heh good one, how about CHOCOLATE HELPS YOU LOOSE WEIGHT

how abtou LAWYERS SENT TO MARS
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 04:02 PM       
'gay message board topics a thing of the past', says disgruntled internet professional
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 07:20 PM       
"Bush out; Southern Republicans panned from serving as President thanks to one boy"
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 07:21 PM       
"EVERYTHING HUNKY-DORY", says Voice of God.

Meanwhile in the outskirts of Jerusalem, milions of pounds of what appear to be Domo-kun related merchandise rains from the sky, effectively stopping the millenia old chaos in the Middle East...
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 07:23 PM       
"T.V. show Becker returns to CBS"
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 07:32 PM       
"BUSH THIS BUSH THAT BUSH BUSH BUSH"
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 07:36 PM       
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 08:07 PM       
"Jesus Wins In fight with Demonically posessed Pickle Jar"

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Old May 2nd, 2006, 08:16 PM       
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"bush gets raped by 1000 hillbillies"

"liberal party is no more"
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 08:19 PM       
"Libertarian Party's candidate wins 2008 Election by a landslide"
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 08:33 PM       
"INTERNET DESTROYED"
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 09:00 PM       
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 09:19 PM       
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 09:25 PM       
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 09:30 PM       
"MILLENIUM ACTUALLY 14 YEARS"
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 09:53 PM       
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"I'M THE MAYOR", DRIFTER CLAIMS
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