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Old Jan 20th, 2011, 09:47 PM       
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Old Jan 20th, 2011, 10:30 PM       
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Old Jan 21st, 2011, 03:48 AM       
I wish my foreskin was emo so it would cut itself
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Old Jan 21st, 2011, 04:16 AM       
YOU WANT ME TO BELIEVE YOUR FORESKIN WAS EMO BECAUSE SOSA SAID SO?
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Old Jan 21st, 2011, 10:27 AM       
How does someone decide at 21 that they want gender reassignment surgery after only starting think about possibly of being the wrong gender 11 months ago?

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Old Jan 21st, 2011, 11:43 AM       
But cause it all stated to make sense, you can totally tell from the pictures that you hubby is a woman.
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Old Jan 21st, 2011, 01:27 PM       
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Old Jan 21st, 2011, 01:27 PM       
While I was waiting in line for my meds, some guy, maybe 45 years old, was talking to the lady next to him about the spirit that was next to him. Which understandably weirded everyone out. Then, when his prescription card wasn't working, he took it back, and the gist of what he yelled was something like "This is all a crock of... you don't want to know what I know! Fucking Illuminazi bastards!" and stormed out. The next ten minutes were spent laughing, and making sure he wasn't coming back with a gun.
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Old Jan 21st, 2011, 01:57 PM       
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They won't be able to get gender reassignment surgery if they just started thinking about becoming a woman 11 months ago :O unless they go to thailand or some shit where they don't have rigid psychological standards. event hen they might have problems :O I guess he could always lie though and be unsatisfied with his hideous fauxina later. HIS FOX VAGINA

pretty much you have to want to be a woman before you're sexually active, otherwise its just seen as fetishism.
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Old Jan 21st, 2011, 01:58 PM       
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Old Jan 21st, 2011, 03:26 PM       
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Old Jan 21st, 2011, 03:56 PM       
Did you eat the placenta?

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Old Jan 21st, 2011, 04:06 PM       
someone told me you're supposed to like save the after-birth and feed it to your child several months afterwards or some strange magic will befall him
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Old Jan 21st, 2011, 04:55 PM       
I think the afterbirth is supposed to be beneficial to the mother and the baby gets the the benefits from the mothers milk. At least that's how it works in the animal kingdom.
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Old Jan 21st, 2011, 04:57 PM       
yea ive heard it that way too

but it struck me as really odd that people would consider feeding an infant 6 month old placenta
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Old Jan 21st, 2011, 05:19 PM       
I would think that it might totally overload a baby. Maybe that's how they make super heroes and villains.
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Old Jan 21st, 2011, 05:30 PM       
In the animal kingdom, babies are eaten in addition to afterbirth. I think we need to set our bar some other way.
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Old Jan 21st, 2011, 06:06 PM       
Thanks. Were saving the placenta. I didn't know about the feeding the placenta to her.
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Old Jan 21st, 2011, 06:31 PM       
Turn it into a paste and then rub it on your cock and make her blow you. Just a suggestion.
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Old Jan 21st, 2011, 07:26 PM       
Congrats on the baby thing and have fun in parenthood. Real Dads Don't Eat Placentas.
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Old Jan 21st, 2011, 07:42 PM       
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Old Jan 21st, 2011, 09:09 PM       
Why are you guys still talking about placentas, am I really the only one blown away by that Youtube video FZ just posted?.
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Old Jan 21st, 2011, 09:54 PM       
its like bart the general only dragon ball z instead of simpson
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