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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 10:47 AM        JIXBY PHILLIPS...ONE YEAR OLDER
i do believe, if i'm not mistaken, that today is the day that jixby turns the big two one.

i could be wrong though, he could be turning two zero, but i'm almost positive it's two one.



it's time to celebrate, ya'll.
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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 12:42 PM       


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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 12:59 PM       
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php...UNCH&ID=178081

I made a happy birthday comic for Jixby to celebrate.
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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 01:20 PM       
I bet he is 20!
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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 01:32 PM       
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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 01:44 PM       
I think he's 20, because if I remember from last year, Jixby and me are only the same age for one week out of the year.

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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 01:50 PM       
GLOWBELLY YOU MAGNIFICENT PAL



I AM THE BIG TWO ZERO TODAY,
HIP HIP HORAY, HIP HIP HORAY :D
FROSTY THE SNOWMAN WHAT DO YOU SAY
FROSTY THE SNOWMAN TO ME: "HAPPY BIRHTDAY"

SOMEBODY ELSE CAN ADD ON TOT HE SONG NOW, LETS DO IT LIKE THAT
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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 02:37 PM       
Happy Birthday Jixby
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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 02:57 PM       
HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY OF TOUCHING A CUNT FOR THE FIRST TIME, JIXBY.
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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 02:59 PM       
JIXBY IS THE BIG TWO ZERO TODAY
I TOLD IT TO MY FATHER, HE SAID "NO WAY"
"THE DOG WOULDN'T LISTEN JUST WANTED TO PLAY"
ISN'T THAT THE STRANGEST THING A FATHER COULD SAY
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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 03:02 PM       
JIXBY CELEBRATES EXISTANCE TODAY
WON'T KISS A MAN CUS THAT WOULD BE GAY
ASK ANYBODY AND THEY'LL SAY "HOORAY!'
CAUSE JIXBY CELEBRATES EXISTANCE TODAY :D :D
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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 03:20 PM       
imma gonna tella
you gotta like this fella
he's pretty swella
i'm singin acapella

HAAAAAAAAAPY TWO ZERO TO YOU
YOU ARE COOLER THAN POO
I WOULD TAKE YOU TO A ZOOOO-OOOOoooo
BUT YOU MIGHT END UP LIVING THERE FOR TWO

years.
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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 03:20 PM       
JIXBY PHILLIPS IS ONE YEAR OLDER TODAY
JIXBY WILL PARTY ALL NIGHT, HE JUST MAY
ISN'T THIS WHAT THEY DO ON WHO'S LINE IS IT ANYWAY
ONLY THERE ISNT A CHUBBY DORK IN OUR WAY!

YES I KNOW I RYHMED WAY WITH WAY
BECAUSE IT'S JIXBY PHILLIP'S SPECIAL DAY!
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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 03:26 PM       
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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 03:32 PM       
JIXBY'S BIRTHDAY IS TODAY
THAT'S WHY I'M SINGING THIS BY THE WAY
HE'S TOTAlLY COOL AND NOT GAY
JIXBY IT'S YOUR GOD-DAMN BIRTHDAY!
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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 04:04 PM       
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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 04:27 PM       
Who the fuck is Jixby Philips?
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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 05:44 PM       
JIXBY PHILLIPS IS NOW 20.
HE IS LOOKING FOR SOME HONEY.
TO POUR ONTO HIS BODY AND LISTEN TO HIMSELF SQUEAL.
IN MARIO KART I LOST BECAUSE OF THAT FUCKING BANANA PEEL.
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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 05:54 PM       
OMG, Jixby, you are a almost exactly the same age as SolidSnakeASS.

Happy birthday.
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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 05:55 PM       
JIXBY YOU'RE MY ALL-TIME PAL
YOU'RE A GUY AN NOT A GAL
BU IF YOU WERE YOU'D BE NAMED SAL
THIS RHYME IS GAY YO
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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 06:15 PM       
Nineteen years old Jixby wanted to stay...
He said, "But with my Atari, & Autobots I want play!"
I told him at 20 you can do it anyway!
So I wish him a happy birthday...

He's moving from Califonia, because it's gay...
And to the northwest, & I say yay!
Maybe in Portland you will Want to stay!
And get fucking trashed on your next Birthday...
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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 07:22 PM       


I hope you're birfday party is as fun as this one!

Jixby, I think It's my obligation to ask permission to give you another cyber hi-five!

Can I? Please Mr.Phillips?
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Old Sep 29th, 2003, 01:55 AM       
WANNA SAY YES BUT I'M GONNA GO WITH NO
TO HIGH FIVE ME WOULD MEAN A SHOW
A SHOW WITH FUN AND LOTS OF KIDS
KIDS PICK THEIR NOSE, AND THEY CAN'T HAVE KIDS


BECASUE OF IT

BAPPY BIRTHY TOME :hat OMG I'MSO DRUNK :hat
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Old Sep 29th, 2003, 02:06 AM       
JIXBY PHILLIPS IS A FAGET
JIXBY PHILLIPS IS A FAGET
JIXBY PHILLIPS IS A FAGET
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAGET
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Old Sep 29th, 2003, 04:39 AM       
Howdy Cowboys jixby, your 20! congrats to you dude!

Let's play bisquets in the oven like in your raffi radio review..

BISQUETS IN THE OVEN
BISQUETS IN THE OVEN
BISQUETS IN THE OVEN
bisquets in the oven....

Woah that was trippy, like a Jerry Garcia Christmas!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! (Lawsuit)
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