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Esuohlim · #26

I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND NOW SO I CONSIDER MYSELF AN EXPERT ON THESE MATTERS.

Step 1: Ask her out.
Step 2: Take her out.

SEE HOW EASY IT IS, YOU WIMP

KevinTheOmnivore · #27

I think 50 Cent put it best:

"If your bitch wanna roll, I'ma let her get in
I don't play but I'm a playa till the motherfuckin' end {*gunshots*}

[Chorus: repeat 2X]
I got no pickup lines
I stay on the grind
I tell the hoes all the time
Bitch get in my car (Bitch get in)
I got my 64, ridin' on Dayton spokes
And when I open that do'
Bitch get in my car"

I think that's how it usually happens {*gunshots*}.....

Archduke Tips · #28

If you are a rap mogul, then saying "Bitch get in my car" will work.

I doubt that is the image our friend xbxMCj is projecting, so I would suggest he try another method.

Acting like something you are not will label you as a poser, and from my experiences, chicks generally hate that. Sometimes they fall for it for a little while, but then they usually figure it out and cheat on you.

xbxDaniel · #29

Well, I asked her out guys. She said she'd think about it. So yeah, I think I'm screwed, and not the way which involves another girl, but the metaphorical term that basically says "SHIT, She's going to say no". Oh well, maybe she'll say yes.

Archduke Tips · #30

Relax, if she didn't say no it's still all good.

So does this girl know you very well? How do you know her?

xbxDaniel · #31

We have been friends for a while, not real close, she said it'd be awkward to go out with me, so I said all right, and now I'm back to a what the hell kind of phase. So yeah, this episode is at an end, until next week.

Actually, we had sweet secks on the roooof of me house, and had three babies with our magical secks!!#@KJ#@ ( There now, that reply pleases everyone)

Aneurysm · #32

Not everyone, there are no tentacles or pigs involved.

ArrowX · #33

This whole thread reminds me of thsi shitty American anit-drugs and sex hip-hop group that came to my school. HYPE or something. The climax of the presentation was during a spiel by one of the female members of the group talking about how rape becomes rape when you say no in the middle of the act.

It filled me with Canadian pride to hear not half a second after "He raped me!" that the words "was it good?" travelled out of the crowd. This sent the woman up in flames she fukcing snapped on this kid.

Archduke Tips · #34

You should ask her out to some place as just friends first. Don't pick an expensive restaurant either.

That'll at least give you a chance to work your wit and charm, and she won't feel committed or awkward.

You should not be proud of rape unless you are a pathetic worm.

xbxDaniel · #35

She already asked me and a few other people out to hang out at the mall. So yeah, I wonder how long this thread can stay alive.

kellychaos · #36

Only you have that power, Anakin.

Aneurysm · #37

Anakin couldn't even keep his wife alive, this thread is doomed.

Blaber66 · #38

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Originally Posted by xbxMCj

She already asked me and a few other people out to hang out at the mall. So yeah, I wonder how long this thread can stay alive.

I suggest you cut off your dick, buy hot dogs at the mall, and put your dick into the bun. Then she'll say "What the hell is this?!" and you can pull down your pants and underpants, showing her the blood pouring out.

Then she'll ask where the balls are, but you made them into earrings. She puts them on, and wants to make out. You guys run into the EB Games, and start doing it infront of the demo area. Or you can say "Bitch get in my car." which will be just as effecitve. Just make sure you look like Freddie Mercury.

EDIT: And make sure you show her my posts.

@ SMILEY BITCH

Aneurysm · #39

Banned.

hughgrxtion · #40

Go for the gusto. Tell her "You might as well come home with me, babe. I'm going to have you whether you're there or not." Then look at your hand. She'll either laugh her ass off and like it or you'll get slapped.

ziggytrix · #41

I think it's a little late for that advice, buddy.

Shifty · #42

go to movies with her and that as "friends" the one day, get drunk at the mall, almost kill one of her friends, and then a week later ask her out. thats how i got my g/f. no joke.

MetalMilitia · #43

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almost kill one of her friends,

Did you rape her too?

Shifty · #44

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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

Quote:

almost kill one of her friends,

Did you rape her too?

no, that was there original idea tho, but then she got very sick...so it didnt happen.

MetalMilitia · #45

Damn that must've sucked big time. All geared up for a good rapein only to have her get sick and ruin everything

Shifty · #46

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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

Damn that must've sucked big time. All geared up for a good rapein only to have her get sick and ruin everything

hey they didnt tell untill a couple months after that they where going to rape me. i was actually kinda disappointed, because her friend is hot...and i would like to bang her......