I WANT SEX >:

[Drev]

[Emu]

:wink

[maggiekarp]

People in hell want ice water

[Matt Harty]

DREV ARE YOU HAVING SEXUAL FRUSTRATION???

[eatxmexupx]

Drev... Lots of nasty ass porn.. and your hand, prob. the most sex you'll ever get

[Sam]

ONE TIME DREV TRIED TO MAEK TEH INTARNET SECKS WITH ME.

Drev779: i'm horny ;-;
Switch Dingo: WOAH FELLAH, YOU'RE BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE
Switch Dingo: I don't swing that way
Drev779: i don't wither
Switch Dingo: YOU ODN'T WITHER?
Switch Dingo: you stay for the long haul eh?

BUT I RESISTED HIS TEMPTATIONS.

[Drev]

I'm not gay.

Give me lady sex!

[liquidstatik]

SECKS IS SO 90s

[Brandon]

Good luck with that, Drev.

[kellychaos]

You just have no secks drev.

[Rongi]

yeah, cause posting on the internet is going to get you laid drev

[Supafly345]

That reminds me of a funny story of how my aunt lost her virginity through a fax machine.

[FartinMowler]

Sex is complicated. First you have to work hard to buy a car that either you pick up a dirty whore or an ugly girl that just want's to get laid to either find out that she is a lesbian or it might be a rebelious thing to piss off her parents. Ok, then once you have the whore or the ugly girl or a hot prom date that you most likely won't ejaculate because you drank too much beer and Mr.Wang just won't cooperate So if you get clost to having sex and things get hot and you stradle your prey and of course you have absolutely no idea how to pleasure a woman and you grapple and keep spreading your saliva on her nubile young body and get your quick ogasm out of the way so you can get her home with the sweet pungent smell of victory :/ and then never hear from the whore again because she's busy or the ugly girl because she really is a lesbian or the prom date because you forgot that even though she was uptight she might have had an orgasm if you pressed the right buttons.

[Esuohlim]

I LIKED THE PARTS ABOUT MR. WANG AND AN "OGASM"

[FartinMowler]

Ya, I had a beer buzz and stated to keyboard ramble but then I ate something and it went away.

[Matt Harty]

Don't eat your kids.

[FartinMowler]

There upstairs watching "The Amanda Show"

[Skulhedface]

The Amanda Show

[camacazio]

Your kids will grow up to be morons.

[kellychaos]

That bar was set at birth.

[ArrowX]

Originally Posted by Drev

I WANT SEX

Get In Line

[Supafly345]

Good god, drev is gonna die a virgin if he is in line waaay in the back behind ArrowX.

[Drew Katsikas]

Every time Fartin says something retarded, he blames it on his drinking. I'm sure the same goes for his domestic abuse.

[Pyorrhea]

well, im in front of drev and arrow, but behind achimp... he should be more towards helm and maggiekarp now.

[FartinMowler]

Every time Fartin says something retarded, he blames it on his drinking. I'm sure the same goes for his domestic abuse.

I havn't had any alchohol for two weeks and when I did it was only a few :/ it gives me a headache.