The Merch Thread

[Nick]

Now that the store is finally up, why don't we all show how irresponsible we are with money! Here's the I-Mockery Merch Thread to the rescue!
Did you get some I-Mockery merchandise, well let's see it! Show off your I-Mockery love by posting picture of your new styling threads!




This calls for Bono shades!



Us pickle soldiers salute you!


Here are the rad pins you can get.





Rog will pretend to be your friend too, for cash!



Well there ya go, let's see how many of you are willing to sport the almighty pickle hat!


edit: I also ordered Henching, but I believe Protoclown sends that out.

[Wiffles]

Cool merch, you look awesome. I would have mistaken you for pickleman himself ^.^

[Evil Robot]

I want to buy the pickle themed assault rifle case.

[The Leader]

I still haven't ordered any new stuff yet, and I don't know where my pickleman comic and shiny sticker are, so I made my own merch. :<

From 3 Dev Adam: Spiderman








I made him from some 25th anniversary G.I. Joes. :>

[Nick]

Haha, that's great.

[Dimnos]

Dude that is fucking AWESOME!

[The Leader]

I'd like to do a whole Doc Mock line of figures, one from each film shown. Once I get a couple more done I'll send them into the show. Then I will be famous on internet TV!

[Dimnos]

I would punch babies for that action figure.

[The Leader]

Maybe after I send it in you could be a special guest and play with it but probably not.

[Dimnos]

Yeah Im nobody important to be on the show. Ill just have to make my own.

[The Leader]

If you want to know the parts I used, the figure was this version of Hawk: http://www.yojoe.com/action/08/gijoehawk.shtml
The hands and belt are from the live action movie Destro and the head was a Cobra blueshirt. There's a lot of modding that I did though, so maybe you should try a different recipe.

[Fathom Zero]

[Dimnos]

How did you get the belly paunch?

[The Leader]

A slice of plastic from somewhere and superglue. I just sanded it down and filled in holes with the glue.

[darkvare]

lol shiving spider man rules if i had more spare toys and wasn't such a lazy slob i would try to do some of thesse

[captain516]

That's pretty damn awesome. you should make a Count Pop one too.

[Mockery]

Nick, thanks for starting the thread. I was going to make one at some point myself, so I'm glad somebody else decided to get one going. Glad to see all your merchandise arrived aok. And who says I'll "pretend" to be your friend for cash? That's how I've made all my real friends. They pay me and I accept their friendship based on the terms that they'll continue to pay me.

Fathom Zero, that sticker sure did make you happy... and animated! o.O

The Leader, holy crapballs, that is awesome hahah! You really capture the psycho Spidey from my 3 Dev Adam review perfectly. Adios Mafia! And YES, if you make those 3 Doc Mock's Movie Mausoleum characters and send 'em my way, I'll see that they're not only showcased, but that they'll become a permanent decoration resting atop Doc Mock's table on every episode. As for a Count Pop one, I won't lie... that would be awesome too.

[Dimnos]

What kind of paint did you use?

[The Leader]

Originally Posted by Mockery

And YES, if you make those 3 Doc Mock's Movie Mausoleum characters and send 'em my way, I'll see that they're not only showcased, but that they'll become a permanent decoration resting atop Doc Mock's table on every episode. As for a Count Pop one, I won't lie... that would be awesome too.

Originally Posted by Dimnos

What kind of paint did you use?

I dyed the figure blue by dissassembling it and sticking the pieces into a pot of boiling water with some rit dye. Then I painted it with Model Masters dunkel blau and Chevy Engine Red Lacquer. Then over that I used citadel miniatures paint, blood red and blue (Made by mixing rotting flesh, space wolves gray, and ultramarine blue). Over that I put a coat of Testors Dullcote to help keep the paint from flaking when the figure is played with. Then I used the citadel paints again and used chaos black on the belt, gloves, etc. For the face I used elf flesh(or something like that), skull white and a mixture of mythril silver and space wolves gray(for the eye shadow). The eyebrows are cotton painted with some kind of dark brown. I can't remember all of the games workshop paint names. It was probably something like "Orc Skidmark Brown" or "Ethnic flesh."

[Zhukov]

Or possibly even Scorched Brown.

Looks awesome by the way.

There should be a toy modding competition on here; I would totally do that.

[Nick]

Originally Posted by Mockery

Nick, thanks for starting the thread. I was going to make one at some point myself, so I'm glad somebody else decided to get one going. Glad to see all your merchandise arrived aok. And who says I'll "pretend" to be your friend for cash? That's how I've made all my real friends. They pay me and I accept their friendship based on the terms that they'll continue to pay me.

No problem, brosef. Your next check is in the mail. Now I can start wearing my bff ring again.


Edit: My henching comic just came in the mail. I hope Protoclown makes a second issue.





edit:

I found this laying around. I had no idea I had one.

[Zhukov]

Well, I received my I-mockery junk in the mail today, and I have to say that I am pretty damn impressed.

I thought it would all be rubbish! It's not!



Square Shoes & Black Fungus is great. Loved it. It put a rather large smile on my face right up until the point where I realised that I might have been supposed to get depressed. Nice art, nice words, nice ant sized drama, nice 2 page vomit spread. Good stuff, it is .......

[Chojin]

i need to find my OG cynical bastard shirt. the washing machine tore lots of holes in it, but I remember i saved it anyway and plan to patch it up. i also found my space goggles in july and posted a picture in PYPH.. i have that comic from winning mock wars 05, the trophies from 05 and 07, and a ton of stickers that rog gave me when i visited him in virginia.

SOMETIME SOON, PICS

[Nick]

Originally Posted by Chojin

i need to find my OG cynical bastard shirt. the washing machine tore lots of holes in it, but I remember i saved it anyway and plan to patch it up. i also found my space goggles in july and posted a picture in PYPH.. i have that comic from winning mock wars 05, the trophies from 05 and 07, and a ton of stickers that rog gave me when i visited him in virginia.

SOMETIME SOON, PICS

I searched long and hard for some Wacky Space Googles™ to match my picklehat. Unfortunately Zipperhead (now called Crash Bang Boom) has a horrible online store and all decent websites have failed me. Curses!

[Babs]

Hey Leader, are you really into doing miniatures as well? Such as Warhammer minis?