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Old Sep 6th, 2006, 08:05 PM        I fell in love with a lesbian.
How do I convince her to love my man-stick?
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Old Sep 6th, 2006, 08:14 PM       
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Old Sep 6th, 2006, 09:12 PM       
or seven force.
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Old Sep 6th, 2006, 09:45 PM       
I had sex with a fat girl that later I found out was a Lesbian, but I had her before she knew she was a Lesbian, but she was still fat :/
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Old Sep 6th, 2006, 09:54 PM       
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That doesn't count, "She's" a dude :/
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Old Sep 6th, 2006, 11:01 PM       
Chasing Amy. Watch that movie. Fucking great flick even though it has romance crap in it.
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Old Sep 6th, 2006, 11:57 PM       
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Old Sep 7th, 2006, 12:01 AM       
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Old Sep 7th, 2006, 08:14 AM       
Dude! I look like shit, and I still managed to find a straight girlfriend. Just keep looking, and let that lez eat hair-pie if she wants :/
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Old Sep 7th, 2006, 11:03 AM       
Is her name Freddy?
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Old Sep 7th, 2006, 02:51 PM       
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Chasing Amy. Watch that movie. Fucking great flick even though it has romance crap in it.
I agree, just cover your eyes when theres KISSING (YUCK!) and you'll be fine!
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Old Sep 7th, 2006, 02:55 PM       
ps let me clarify my joke, i'm not even refering to the lesbian kiss in the movie, I mean kissing in general. Because covering your eyes when kissing happens on the TV is a very childish response to "romance crap"

PS isn't it great when somebody has an issue with lesbianism a straight guy will suggest that they watch Chasing Amy as a way to solve those issues? A movie which is REALLY about this unfortunate time in this one girl's life when she fell in love with this dumb sadboy schlub who wasn't worth her time even if she was straight?
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Old Sep 7th, 2006, 03:13 PM       
ShtUP Jaxby these people know their movies.

Also if you are in love with a girl and she is the most popular ghurl at scool u shld watch Whatever it Takes. Good movie but there is some gross parts
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Old Sep 7th, 2006, 03:19 PM       
If you're in love with a girl and you're dead watch Ghost. I don't remember what happens in the end but I dare say it was a happy ending.
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Old Sep 7th, 2006, 03:57 PM       
when did Bubba become a 14 year old boy :/
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Old Sep 7th, 2006, 04:19 PM       
At the same time your malformed mongoloid daughter found you holding the shotgun to your face in the bathroom and screamed "YAAAAAAY!"
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Old Sep 7th, 2006, 05:03 PM       


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Old Sep 7th, 2006, 08:55 PM       
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Old Sep 7th, 2006, 09:04 PM       
"I love my steroids but even *I* take the needle out of my arm every now and again!" captain bubba quipped
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Old Sep 7th, 2006, 09:05 PM       
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Old Sep 7th, 2006, 09:11 PM       
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