City of Villains

[Chojin]

I'd be the sarcastic one.

Dreaming: hi, i understand that you're a jerk?
Leader Doomed: me a jerk
Dreaming: that did not answer my question
Dreaming: are you a jerk with poor comprehension as well?
Leader Doomed: she's the one that said "fuck you"
Dreaming: you'll have that
Leader Doomed: i simple told her it was'nt her kill
Dreaming: Did you know that being a clueless idiot is against longbow regulations.
Leader Doomed: the mamba was'nt being attacked
Leader Doomed: so i attacked it
Dreaming: save it for the trial, jerkface
Leader Doomed: how does that make me a jerk?
Leader Doomed: i told her that and she got crazied
Leader Doomed: are we done now?
Dreaming: Are you communicating? Cause all i'm hearing is jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk
Leader Doomed: i see....
Leader Doomed: your a ditz
Leader Doomed: to bad
Dreaming: Did you know
Dreaming: Ellipses improve your percveived intelligence by about 40 points.
Leader Doomed: you know your being immature
Dreaming: At least I know my conjugations. Jerk.
Leader Doomed: no i didnt but it doesnt really effect me
Leader Doomed: why are you saying this?
Dreaming: I know, I've had the whole '0 isn't a number' debate before.
Dreaming: Longbow protocol requires me to call you a jerk.
Leader Doomed: sorry
Leader Doomed: dont exept
Leader Doomed: i missed the button
Leader Doomed: you know
Dreaming: Is this some special jerk code
Leader Doomed: all the longbow around here...... suck
Leader Doomed: have you seen them
Leader Doomed: they have their heads in the clouds
Leader Doomed: punching the air
Leader Doomed: well it was un pleasent having this , little, chat with you but this is goign nowhere soi i will take me leave
Dreaming: take an english class while you're at it
Leader Doomed: i speak exellent english
Leader Doomed: you just dont understand it.
Dreaming: Were you raped by mavis beacon as a child.
Leader Doomed: and why would you say such a irreivent thing?
Dreaming: Because that would explain the inherent jerkiness. And the racism.
Leader Doomed: and im a raciest?
Leader Doomed: and a jerk
Leader Doomed: thats a laugh
Dreaming: You are the raciest jerk ever, I'm afraid.
Leader Doomed: wgho is the one bothering me over nothing important
Leader Doomed: that makes you a jerk
Dreaming: Can you *be* any more racist?
Leader Doomed: who is it that is implying im a jerk when i done nothing worg.
Leader Doomed: do you even know what raciest means?1
Dreaming: Why are you asking me?
Dreaming: Are you going to teach me what being racist is all about?
Leader Doomed: it mean the intorrence of ones "race" and culture
Leader Doomed: and you display that publicly
Dreaming: Let's be honest, Frank. Can I call you Frank?
Leader Doomed: have a once said the word "******"?
Dreaming: Yes.
Leader Doomed: or maybe the word "cracker"?
Leader Doomed: i have not said ******.
Dreaming: OH GOD, MY VIRGIN EARS!
Dreaming: WHY ARE YOU RACISMING AT ME
Leader Doomed: for all you know im black.
Dreaming: No, they're smarter.
Leader Doomed: well i would just like to let you know that you are a nimwit that will grow up as white trash
Dreaming: And you will grow up to be a fantastic inventor of words.
Leader Doomed: you know you just have a small vocabulary
Dreaming: You'll be like the guinness guys!
Dreaming: Only unlikeable and racist, of course.
Dreaming: Let me put it this way
Leader Doomed: you have drawn my pathence "longbow" and i fear if i talk more i might get rash
Leader Doomed: bye to you.
Dreaming: If i had a dollar for every word you used that you don't find in any dictionary, I would pay my mortgage.
Leader Doomed: well now i believe you are extremely dumb than
Dreaming: Oh, sorry, "murtgooge"
Leader Doomed: for every word i have used is in fact a word and you just dont now how to use it
Dreaming: Like nimwit?
Leader Doomed: :)
Leader Doomed: i have my own slang as well as you have your "murtgooge"
Dreaming: It's either nitwit or nimrod. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS, SENATOR.
Leader Doomed: acttually
Leader Doomed: actually*
Leader Doomed: you can
Dreaming: Haha, you're correcting yourself now.
Leader Doomed: its called new york bitches
Leader Doomed: :)
Dreaming: If I make fun of your inability to punch yourself in the face, will you do that too>?
Dreaming: I bet you can't.
Leader Doomed: you should try living in this dying state
Dreaming: It's really hard.
Dreaming: I thought you were leaving?
Leader Doomed: ell now this is a conversation of the ditz so uim leaving you do relize that you have done all of this over a stupid sanke dont you?
Leader Doomed: well*
Leader Doomed: it cut it off
Dreaming: All that, and you correct "well"?
Dreaming: You need to duo with an editor, corky.
Leader Doomed: i cant help if the computer cuts off a letter
Dreaming: Someday I hope to understand your simple but beautiful language.

[Supafly345]

I thought jerks also report you if you make fun of them.

[Chojin]

Yes, but their lobbying efforts prove ineffective.

[Misdemonar]

I hae the collecter's COH, Villans looks awasome, 'spicelally with the base building.

[Chojin]

Moving right along.



Bad Juju's hired muscle.



The best contact i've ever had ;_;



Club Voodoo begrudgingly permits DJ worship.



Dreaming MK.iii - I THINK I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING THIS TIME.



FATALITY



ADVENTURES IN SPACE.



Mister Payback gets lucky.



The long arm of the law is real easy to break and cram in a window, it turns out.





BLUE PILL, GEGGY.



VOGUE.



So why doesn't it let me slap the shit out of her ;<



IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT AT THE HOTEL ROYALE.

[Misdemonar]

I'm reactivating COH, so I'll see you're villany ass there.

[Black Flag]

i normally play a pretty generic lookin villian on protector but i do have one at level 2 on freedom if you guys ever interested in a partay.

his name is beauty pretty:



he's a toughy

[Chojin]

Salutations!



UG



ARRRRRGH



The Dell Arachnid 9600 Series



HOTT LONGBOW ACTION



ENTER YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION BELOW



HOLIDAY CHEER AND JUSTICE.



THE POLITICS OF VILLAINY.



Dojo, casino, it's all in the mind.



The Casino Nights zone is a perfect place to ambush Sonic.



Don't mind if I do!



City of gamma settings.



I surround myself with robots. It's because we're better than people.



Women are experts in the art of the donkey punch, and robot women are no exception.



LITERALITY



I must say, if this was my character I'd have to throw myself off of tall things all the time.



WACHOW!



The Prettiest Princess.



City of knowing what the hell is going on.



Spec-Ops are Special for a reason.



UPPERCUT INTERMISSION



Guess who has a spaceport bar?



CLUB VOODOO. We be fuckin' tough, you hear?

[King Hadas]

Okay, so I've finally begun to come into some money as of recently and I'm planning on getting this game but I have one question, would the $15 I'd pay for the server fee on City of Villains double over for City of heroes or would I have to pay a full 15 bucks for each game if I wanted to play both?

[Chojin]

The monthly fee for both games is a combined $15. If you've bought the retail copy of villains and heroes, you can play as either a hero or villain. If you've only bought the retail copy of one game, you can only play as one of those groups. But it's still $15/month either way.

[Chojin]

A friend of mine wanted me to make a HERO on VIRTUE, of all things.



VILLAINY IS WITHOUT HOPE WHEN MARY NAILS IS ON THE PROWL. UNLESS MY WALKER MALFUNCTIONS.

But wait, what the hell, some people are RP'ing in Gemini Park.

BIackbird: ((Very.fuckin.mad >_<))
BIackbird: ((Roomies ate my sandwich leftover which I was gonna eat since the pizza is gross))
Relymus: (( ))
BIackbird: ((I found other food, it's all good))
BIackbird: ((stupid dizzy spells nearly every night though bleh))
Relymus: ((Yar, sorry ))

And then it just kinda broke out into shit that sounded like people rehearsing lines from the OC.

BIackbird: Peace is a wonderful philosophy...but it will never come to pass...not universally.
Relymus: We must try...
BIackbird: It is not my task...
Relymus: Yours is?
BIackbird: My task is to aid those in battle...
BIackbird: I am the avatar of a war goddess... *quietly*
Relymus: Then aid me, please, Brenna.
Relymus: I beg of you, help me.
BIackbird: I will aid your battles here, but not those involving the capture of your brother.
Relymus: Hmm, understood.
Relymus: I will not ask you to betray your friend and ally.
BIackbird: He is more than a friend *quietly*
Mary Nails: okay so i think this guy is having a gay relationship with his brother

I'll have to go undercover for this one.



Brilliant.



So then they said some shit like 'What is this earth pizza of which you speak... What a strange earth creature... Ellipses...' Which is coincedentally the same lines he uses on hobos at the subway when they ask him for change. Sometimes he even manages to get away before they shake him upside down to steal all his precious indian-head pennies.



You god damn worthless dick-sucks.

[Chojin]

Finally dinged 40! (COV level cap)



METAL MARIO.

And I replaced my end reduction enhancements for knockbacks in my TIGAR UPPERCUT.

[Guitar Woman]

Holy shit

[ItalianStereotype]

I've lost SO much interest in CoV :<

[ArrowX]

I sure hope Mr.Payback doesn't have to sleep. Those lights would be a bitch.

[Chojin]

OH GOD



Luckily I managed to convince her to pose for a picture instead of murdering us with her POLICE LASER BEAM.







You're OK in my book, GM.



Two jerks at once! (A Brute and his Corr buddy)

[Chojin]

I decided to run the missle strike mission which is in Warburg (pvp zone). You have to basically go underground and rescue scientists and get them home and they'll give you codes. You take the codes to a computer underground, then you have to get to an above-ground computer within 3 minutes. All of this while people can attack you.

• 
  
  The WEB

So in the process of saving scientist #2, I was clearing the path out of the underground and I foot-stomped and this player appeared and fell on his ass (A stalker - assassin class. He was hiding and probably about to try to do something awful to me). So then i murdered him more or less by accident while I fought the weird spidery guys to get out. Anyway, that dude had a code, so I took it. 2 out of three codes OBTAINED and on my way to get the third, he tried to kill me again on our way out but i murdered him in two hits.

• 
  
  
  JERKS KILL ME (Big picture of this fight here!)

So I take that scientist home and I have all 3 keys. I run back to the underground and put them in and there's this Mastermind (pet class, dude has 6 WAR ROBOTS) near the compy so his bots start shooting at me. I only have 3 minutes so I download the shit from the compy and book it and lo and fucking behold, that first player i killed (the stalker) is hiding by the final computer and has thrown caltrops all over it so I can't use it (getting hit will interrupt the codes and caltrops do a constant 1 damage while you're on them).

• 
  
  People just chillin' outside the hospital after I've sent them there.

So I popped an insight so i could see him (insights are the yellow accuracy boosts that also raise your perception, allowing you to see hiding players) and we fought for like 2 minutes cause he kept healing over and over. Eventually he tried to run away and I crushed his head with an airborne rock.

• 
  
  BZZOK

And then got to the compy and won! HOORAY!

Meanwhile emily was stuck underground cause she was invis but that Mastermind was still trying to make his way topside but he left his bots near another scientist to speed things up for him. Unfortunately, they were in the way for Emily to get out, so I run in and give his pets a yell-down-war-hell-ride. The MM shows up and he puts up personal force field (really strong shield, makes it almost impossible to hit you, but you can't directly attack either. However, since Masterminds have pets that isn't so much an issue), so I pop 3 insights and did horrible things to him.

• 
  
  I GLOW WITH THE LIGHT OF A THOUSAND SUNS. FAG.

Then I went outside and got assaulted by this team of 4 dudes. I murder 2 of them, then their brute teleports me to the top of this building where he plans to GIVE ME WHAT FOR and hits me with his 2 best attacks. They do laughable damage and I punch him off the building and sent a rock down after him, which ends his career. Then I basically picked apart his friends and the hero that was trying to bring them to JUSTICE and ran home.

• 
  
  The biggest danger when fighting Masterminds is the framerate debuff.

THE END

[Matt Harty]

in warburg you fight other villains?

[Chojin]

Yeah Warburg is a free-for-all zone.

[Matt Harty]

i hit 29 so i can warburg soon.

And I did the first respec which was alot easier than i thought. i need help figuring out what to do from here though. like what powers to pick.

[Chojin]

You should get Hero Builder by SherkSilver for that. You can just run a search on google to find it. Basically decide on what you want your strengths to be and then dick around until you max them out. For Payback, I wanted max resist and pvp utility and arranged my powers around those.

I can take the whole gang on field trips to Warburg soon! Beta Decay is in his 30s and DPMO is 34-35 (and of course i'm 40) ;< Soon as DPMO hits 35s I can lackey someone else and when she hits 36 she can lackey someone too.

[Matt Harty]

oh cause i wanted to be support, and i remember i needed to take the shields. didnt know what else was good for support

[ItalianStereotype]

I've been less than half a bar from level 18 for like a month now.

[Supafly345]

You rescue scientists? This must be the city of the really nice villians.

[Chojin]

They're EVIL scientists.

But yeah, it's really more of a city of lovable scamps. Sometimes you even do missions that are unquestionably hero work, like all of Hard Case's shit in St. Martial - Every mission of his is SAVE MARTIAL or SAVE MARTIAL'S CITIZENS. Because it's OUR TURF TOO. I could give a fuck less about Martial. I WANTED to help the carnies kill it, but Hard Case got into their plotline too and made me go on a quest of glory to drive the heathens from our lands.

To be fair you do get some really fucked-up missions too, like the new one where you drive to a steel factory and kidnap homeless people for this mad scientist to perform experiments on them.