WHERE IS VINCE?

[mburbank]

A.) Aplying pancake makeup to his hives before attempting to enlist.
B.) Sex assignment surgery.
C.) Getting a lap dance from his imaginary exotic dancer.
D.) Looking for his Submarine letter.
E.) His anal roomate threw him away.
F.) The temperature chanegd and he died.
G.) Thwarting rapists in his secret identity as Rape Thwarting Man.
H.) Complete nervous breakdown
I.) Quest for Cheetos
F.) Constantly flapping lips beat him into a coma.
H.) Two words. Time out.

[AChimp]

Okay, I admit it. I was VinceZeb.

[GAsux]

Chimp,
You have never said all that stuff about Canadian health care, even if it was ONLY a character!

[Zosimus]

Achimp, please do not bend so low!

I will let you in on where the little bitch ran back to. Fresh from today

http://www.newsfilter.org/forum/show...&threadid=4844

[Skulhedface]

Basically, that read like this:

"Hi every that is body! Back I am back, and I put them god damn I-mockers in their placeness. Those liberal idoits can never not hang with my intellignet witty reparte and & when sent them cryed to their mommies I came decided back here."

In other words, horrible grammar and twisted truths. I expected nothing less.

[Anonymous]

Max, he pretty much responded to this thread at that forum, for whatever reason:

Originally Posted by VinceZeb

I havent had a whole lot of time for the lately. And when I would, I would be over at http://www.i-mockery.net being a huge fucking asshole to those guys. It's quite fun. Just been talking shit like I do, 99% of it being truth and 1% being a half one.

It's really, REALLY fun. Been telling them about this letter I got from a navy recruiter (which I just threw out yesterday because the thought of me having to be in a sub drove me nuts. Hate the water). About different things I have done. The fact that I overtold them my weight is funny as well.

I know it is childish and stupid and moronic, but when I'm really, REALLY bored, hell, its fun! You ought to go over there and check it out. Liberals ahoy. Dumb ones at that.

Certifiable loony.

[Zosimus]

Vince (at NewsFilter)

The fact that I overtold them my weight is funny as well.

Possible translation: I told them that my weight is actually higher than it really is.

[Protoclown]

I knew he was insane. He won't be back. He knows he will never be taken seriously here.

[Jeanette X]

And so we come to the end of a flame war of epic proportions, one which will be immortalized in song by the bards of the land...

(Btw, if you think he was at all crazy, you ought to see the people I encounter in religious forums.)

[GothNAPrepsBody]

I believe vince might have been Sadaam, wich means the bastard is REALLY DEAD

[FS]

I thought he was your hero?

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Yeah maybe but then i actually read a post or two of his i tired so hard not to lull i had to take a bottle of alieve.


Any way it's perfectly okay to out grow heroes -remember batman?

[FS]

Maybe you should take another bottle of "alieve". A bottle of "alieve and never come back".

[VinceZeb]

Do you have a comedy CD? I'd buy it.

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by FS

Maybe you should take another bottle of "alieve". A bottle of "alieve and never come back".

Maybe a bottle of Motrin?

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Vince of course youd buy it you could listen to his humerless cd over and over while you lug your fat ass to mcdonalds

[VinceZeb]

Do you people and your fat jokes only stop at Mickey D's? Why not Burger King or Hardees(nuts)? I perfer Subway. Got good salads.

[mburbank]

Shut up, Jared.

[VinceZeb]

Oh man, got me there. I'm sure you would rather eat at Quizno's but that whole "oven toasted" thing must give ya the jitters!

[mburbank]

Good Jew joke.

Kind of lackluster effort though, concidering this board is littered with threads you've abandoned after painting yourself into a corner.

[VinceZeb]

I don't respond to threads when my interest is lost in them.

[mburbank]

Or when you been shown to be such a huge chump anything you say only digs you in deeper.

Or when your spine fails you.

Or when your testicles climb up into your belly.

Or when your called upon to do something more complicated then regurgitate a li'l AM Radio or amke a Jew joke.

Is your interest lost in this thread yet?

[Brandon]

Max Burbank, you rock out loud. You know that, don't you?

[mburbank]

Maybe, but at the end of the day I'm still a Jew.



Kudos on your homage to Paul Lynde. For me, he is the only Center Square.

[VinceZeb]

Nope, it hasnt. I just choose not to argue when there is no other reason to. Unlike you, Max, I am not trying to impress anyone on here. I know I can't change anyones mind. I know I'm in a big den full of morons. But that is what makes it that much more fun.