Ruin a Wish Game!

[Staxeon]

Granted. You're under 12 feet of rock at Pompei and your Latin was excellent.

I wish idiots at drive thru would get my order right all the time.

[Terra]

Granted but your in such a mental fuge from working so late at night that when your order the catch of the day they give you the snatch of the day with her friend.

I wish I had a front yard now that the tornado has passed through.

[Johnny Couth]

Granted, but it's located no where near your house.

I wish I could dance like Vanilla Ice :o

[Staxeon]

Granted, but a church captures you and tries to rid the demons from your body with sing-ins and bake sales in your honor.

I wish gas prices would be normal again.

[Terra]

Granted but it costs you your little toe.


I HOPE gas prices aren't going to go up anymore.

[ArrowX]

granted, but your car will bestolen and chopped up


I Wish terra would die in a car accident in the next 30 minuts of this post due to someone cutting the brakelines and losening the bolts on her wheels. (nothing to do wiht it)

[Seven Force]

Granted but I will torture you for 40 days and 40 nights until you beg for death.

I wish I was a Columbian drug czar.

[Esuohlim]

Denied because you are stealing ideas from that Brendan Fraser movie and you know in your heart that it is not what you really want

I wish that this wish doesn't come true.

[Seven Force]

Denied because you already denied so it wouldn't even come true anyway.

I wish I was a successful stand up comedian.

[Trash]

Granted, but you will die alone and sad.

I wish all ravers would die a horrible and painful death which includes chili, needles and the penis.

[MetalMilitia]

we grant wishes here, not miracles

I wish I had a nice warm cup of tea

edit: mine was directed at sevenforceincusawhatevr

[Seven Force]

Granted, but I pissed in it.

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Seven Force

Denied because you already denied so it wouldn't even come true anyway.

Since you denied it it came true which is not what I wished for

[ArrowX]

Granted, but Milhouse becomes happy and his self estemm rises making him an uncool happy character on the simpsons.


I wish terra didn't have a furry fetish for mooses.

[Jeff The Ninja]

Granted, but then you get assraped by a man in a Moose suit.

I wish I was Jesus.

[ArrowX]

Granted, but the jews are hot on your trail

I wish I had a well paying job

[Big McLargehuge]

Granted but because of it you are able to happily raise a great family!!


I wish i wasn't sick today

[ArrowX]

Granted, but then you get sick tomorrow, with cancer, of the hands.

[VolCanon]

I wish stupid kraut had a wish

[Jeff The Ninja]

Granted, Stupidkraut wished for a pickle.

I wish I had a pickle.

[Lotida]

Granted, but then Sevenforce grabs you and practices his new Oral techniques all over you!


I wish Max would get unbanned!

[wastr]

granted, but then he finds a way to get re-banned.

I wish I wasnt "so annoying."

[Esuohlim]

Granted, but it requires getting killed.

I wish my 10-page paper due tomorrow was already done, and flawlessly

[Trash]

Granted, but you need to masturbate the teacher for it.

I wish i remembered saturday.

[blackwar12]

granted but you would need to masterbate vigorously every saturday for the rest of your life

i wish chuck norris would kill bush