90s child, a true inspiration

[pac-man]

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God

The 90s never happened. They were a horrible mushroom-induced dream.

So, what you're saying is I never actually did the Bartman, the Urkel, or the Macarena? Oh thank god... What a bad trip, though.

[Dixie]

Originally Posted by pac-man

So, what you're saying is I never actually did the Bartman, the Urkel, or the Macarena? Oh thank god... What a bad trip, though.

It was all a terrible dream. Urkel never existed, he was a mass hallucination. Those nightmare mushrooms were cultivated in a government warehouse on experimental steroid pumped cow poop. It was distributed to the masses as Crystal Pepsi.