I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Guitar Woman]

I can't play my DS in public because I always sing along to Material Girl on EBA

[Esuohlim]

Plus isn't Phoenix Wright not even really a game? It's like an endless cutscene. That's not fun!

[Emu]

Wait do you actually have to yell OBJECTION into the mic?

[Guitar Woman]

Yeah. That's what makes it so awesome.

[Emu]

That's gay

IMO

[Esuohlim]

It's like Nintendo is doing everything they possibly can to prevent their games from being emulated on a computer. This is why we have to do deal with controlling Link with the goddamn stylus

[Esuohlim]

I'd love to get Phantom Hourglass but I really REALLY forsee this just being a huge headache

[Emu]

You could probably use a gamepad and a mouse for the stylus

[Guitar Woman]

Zelda stopped being not shitty after Windwaker, so that's really not a valid complaint.


also I fucked up my REAL Wii code is 7766 7573 1484 6482

[Esuohlim]

Twilight Princess was better than Wind Waker. I still don't understand your beef with it.

[Emu]

Okay, I'll bite.

Guitar Woman, tell us, what is so horrible about Twilight Princess.

[Esuohlim]

And Wind Waker isn't terrible either, mind you. Now Minish Cap on the other hand

[Emu]

:hifivemilhouse

It might just be because I'm a faggot furry but I really enjoyed the wolf parts. :[

[Guitar Woman]

I don't know, mabye I'm just growing up in a really asshole way. Although I thought the level design was really icky and the game's habit of constantly vomiting BLOOOOOOOOOOOM into my face was not appreciated.

Also, it didn't make me feel like a pirate and Windwaker DID, so WW is way better in my book!

[Guitar Woman]

It could also be because I was one of the faggots who got mega pissed off when WW came out with it's cartoony graphics, and then was pleasantly surprised when I got to play it.

[Emu]

I liked Windwaker up until that part where you have to collect the triforce shards.

Developer Uno: Oh shit we spent too much time on these revolutionary graphics and this game is too short!
Developer Dos: I suppose we could include some really tedious and mindless fetch quests. I mean the treasure diving section of the game could use a little sprucing up.
Developer Uno: Yeah that sounds perfect! Okay all we have to do is divide the Triforce into 8,500 shards and set 90% of them in the middle of this massive blue sea so we don't have to make new areas.

[Emu]

And if you'll recall, this game was delayed for like a year, so it was being developed back in 2004-5 when bloom was all the rage.



QED.

[Guitar Woman]

Ok yeah, that was queer.

I did really like the caves the maps were hidden in, though. If they had just put the triforce shards in the caves and eliminated having to do all the crap with Tingle it would have been way better.

[Guitar Woman]

AND BLOOM IS ALL THE RAGE NOW. JUST LIKE BROWN AND GREY PALETTES!

[DuFresne]

Alright, GW, I've got you added. My number's in the Wii Numbers thread you should have been using.

Oh, and don't steal jokes from Yahtzee. I'll know.

[Sethomas]

Quit fagging up the faggotry thread, fags.

I mean, there's a gaming forum and all, you know?

[Guitar Woman]

It's the truth, though! Twilight Princess is by far the worst offender with that fucking effect, too.

[Emu]

Have you even played Shadow of the Colossus? That game and Ico practically define bloom.

Also yes there's a gaming forum but this thread has been slowed to a crawl lately

[Chojin]

You didn't have to pay for the internet if you got a Wii before June or so. Either way it's only $5 for an internet browser, don't be a faggot.

If you aren't having fun with the wii, try buying some games!

Hope this helps!

[Guitar Woman]

Except SotC and Ico aren't pieces of shit