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Old Jun 13th, 2003, 03:24 PM        ROUGH TRADE CLOSET CASE: THE DEFFINITIVE VINTH
"Kev, get back to your position in life: Sucking my cock."

"I wish I could be as effeminate as max."

"Now, I can stop now at my covering your face with jizz, or I can go further and parade you down Times Square while you wear a Sailor Moon outfit."

"take the towel and clean up, jizzy."

"If we were having this conversation in life, I would have had you on your knees bitch-slapping you in front of your family while you sat there and took it."

"I don't believe I gave you permission to take your lips off of my cock head."

"Your. Lips. My. Dick. PRONTO."

"for the last time, get those lips back on the tip of my love rocket."

"My dick is also longer and thicker than yours is."

"On any neutral forum on a political debate I would make you wear a schoolgirl outfit and give me a rim job while I smoke fine Cuban cigars."
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 10:27 AM       
"Take your panties out of your coochie, Kevin."

"There are many people that will put you in the Japanese sailor suit and parade you around town like a common tramp."

""mmmmph...*slurp*...mmmmppHHHH" -Burbank, on my nuts."
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 12:27 PM       
Oh no, HE'S not gay at all!
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 12:38 PM       
Psycho-anal-ysis (or a dilemma):

Is vinth a homophobic homosexual? hmm.......
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 12:43 PM       
Clearly, VinceZeb is a flaming homosexual. For me to be satisfied that he isn't, he's going to have to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that he's NOT gay. Well, Vince? Hop to it! Prove to us that you're not gay!

Maybe then you'll understand why it's not possible to prove a negative. Then again, you're pretty dumb, so that's kind of doubtful.
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 01:01 PM       
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Clearly, VinceZeb is a flaming homosexual. For me to be satisfied that he isn't, he's going to have to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that he's NOT gay. Well, Vince? Hop to it! Prove to us that you're not gay!

Maybe then you'll understand why it's not possible to prove a negative. Then again, you're pretty dumb, so that's kind of doubtful.



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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 01:32 PM       
Vince is so far in the closet we should call him Narnia.
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 01:38 PM       
vinth is so deep in the closet that even the monsters ran for cover under the bed instead...
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 06:30 PM       
I was wondering who that was that was handing me my clothes out of my closet...

now I know, and I feel dirty
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Old Jul 1st, 2003, 05:23 AM       
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