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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 10:49 AM        I've been BANNED at Catholic Samurai!!!
I can hardly believe it! After I worked SO hard to keep Vinth's crummy little message board alive, as task he seems to have no time, interest or ability to do himself!

It boggles the imagination that a man who SAYS he believes in free speech, WELCOMES the opinions of others, and can't even be BOTHERED to put the work into his OWN SITE that he puts in here would BAN me without even a warning or challenge!

But that would have meant posting in his own site, an act he obviously finds distasteful.

I think it's pretty clear that Vinth is a big sissy baby coward diaper toddler and that's he's only comfortable as an idiot punching bag. A classic case of Martry Complex, He only feels validated by scorn and can only exist as a righteous victim. How sad.

Who will post in the ghost town of his message board now? He'll never put a fiftieth of the energy and creativity into that entire site that I put into his message board.

I swear, you can't even be nice to some people.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 11:08 AM       
This one is a special request for Vinth:

When I had you
I treated you bad
And wrong my dear
And girl since,
Since you been away
Dontcha know
I sit around
with my head hangin' down
And I wonder
Who's lovin you
I, I, I, I should have never ever
Ever made you cry
And girl since
Since you been gone
Dontcha know
I sit around
with my head hangin' down
And I wonder
Who's lovin you
Life without love
Is oh so lonely
I dont think
I dont think
I'm gonna make it
All my life
All my life, yeah
belongs to you only
Come on and take it girl
Come on and take it!
Because,
All I can do
All I can do
Since you been gone is cry
And you, oooh
Dontcha know I
Sit around
With my head hangin down
And I wonder
Who's lovin' you
(Who's lovin you)
Who's lovin you.....
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 11:10 AM       
Holy shit I MUST check my acount.


EDIT : CS no longer feels I contibute to the board. : (
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 11:22 AM       
I just can't believe the ingratitude. I even cut and pasted Boortz stuff on his site for him! How could he possibly object to that?
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 11:29 AM       
Gee, I wonder whose fault it was.




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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 12:32 PM       
This day will live in infancy
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 02:16 PM       
Can I just say I can't get over the shock of this? I really tried to help the guy out becuase his site was so dead. Here's an example of the stuff I was posting. I thought it was an admirable effort to keep up the site just the way he would have himself if he weren't so lazy and uncommitted.


"Catholic Samurai deserves a big pat on the back for doing what he does best now which is 'telling it like it is' and this time he told it about the so called 'no bias' of the liberal media which unless you can't do reading or write English you know is crap! Sure we have to hear all about how Arnold supposedly did a gang bag on some supposed 'balck woman' a long time ago in a porno mag interview but hwere is the interview which shows how bad Gray Davis is? Oh, I forgot, nowhere! So much for no liberal bias I guess."
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 04:33 PM       
Vince can kick you off his site anytime he wants. I'm sure that internet sites fall under private property laws somehow...
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 05:20 PM       
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Vince can kick you off his site anytime he wants. I'm sure that internet sites fall under private property laws somehow...
No one was saying anything that even remotely suggests that he wouldn't legally be able to. Stop making everything a different issue or battle. This thread is about how sad Vince is.

And sad he is, in so very many ways.

Edit: Kevin beat me to it.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 05:53 PM       
Here's another example of the way I helped out Vinth with his site when he was busy. I really tried hard to only post the type of things he would have.

"Unless you had been burried under a haytsack the past week you know Wesley Clark the so called 'liberal' general is running now for President. Well I am here to tell you like it is that this 'democrat' is really just talking horse for, you guessed it, the Hildesbeast. The only reason having been for getting into the race Clarkwise is thos are the marching orders which he has recieved from Bill and Sluttery. Why? To put a breaks onto the surgment of polls for Dean and Kerry so that when the time is right he can dropped out of the race and than Bitchery Rodman Cunton will be all "oh, this is what the country needs me to do" and get into the race as a 'draft'. Why else would Clarke think he should hve been draffted to run now? Any other explanations? I didn't think so."
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 06:18 PM       
If it's any consolation, Max, my boards will always be open to you.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 07:50 PM        Max
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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 08:46 PM       


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Old Oct 22nd, 2003, 10:15 PM       
I was laughing this whole thread except for The One and Onlys post which made me sad how some people completely lack a sense of humor.
This whole forum is kinda like what was perfectly demonstrated in this one thread
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Old Oct 23rd, 2003, 10:16 AM       
Actually, though he sometimes pisses me off , One and Only's sense of humor is frequently missunderstood. I'm virtually certain he meant that as a very dry slam at Vinth.

In the meantime, here's another example of the fine efforts I made to keep CS's forum up and running since he abandoned it.

"Mr. Ed was indeed called a "talking horse" but that was by way of referring to the term "Talking Horse" as it applies to The famous Trojan statue of a Talking Horse which was not a gift as it seemed to be but was filled with enemies.

It is common knowledge to those who have a IQ over 30 that Wesley clark is the gold standard of talking horses. He is not the real candidate and if he gets the nomination it will be just like in Troy and out pops the Hildebeast which is who Wesley Clark is a talking horse for. He is only there to test ballon Clintonista Propoganda and stick the toe of their ideas into the water. If the water is not too hot, then BAM! President Hillabitch, Vice President Dildo, cigar and all. That is the plan, and that's why I say and will say that Wesley calrk is a talking horse."

EDIT: Number of posts at Catholic Samurai since 10/21 when Vinthy-poo banned me and Zhukov. 0.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2003, 10:27 AM       
You should definatly post all your old CS posts Max, they were all absolute classics. 'Talking horse' was GOLD.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2003, 10:34 AM       
'talking Horse' was my favorite.

Did you notice no one complained about our posting? CS's single mention of banning us said "Don't worry, I got rid of those two" as if someone had a problem or even noticed we were satarizing CS.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2003, 10:45 AM       
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Actually, though he sometimes pisses me off , One and Only's sense of humor is frequently missunderstood. I'm virtually certain he meant that as a very dry slam at Vinth.
Oh., I don't come on here enough to know who these kids are anymore. Anyway if that's the case... the One and Onlys post was the most hilarious
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Old Oct 23rd, 2003, 10:58 AM       
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Did you notice no one complained about our posting? CS's single mention of banning us said "Don't worry, I got rid of those two" as if someone had a problem or even noticed we were satarizing CS.
It was as if The Cathlic Samurai thought that the old users were waiting for us to leave before they made their triumphant return to a new CS gold-standard age.

The fact that no one suspected any taking of the piss was strange. I had even engadged Hirelz seriously a while ago. If Hirezl was just playing along... well, he is the most funny.

I think maybe things have gone a little far, perhaps CS cut his losses and escaped from the internet for good.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2003, 04:18 PM       
It must have been quite an honor for you, Max. Was there cake and balloons?
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Old Oct 23rd, 2003, 04:32 PM       
Not so much as a fair thee well. And without me, there are no posts! He makes a site and then just leaves it there, like a father who refuses to take care of his own child. He should tend to it or take it down. I guess he just has no pride and he's a skanky whore.



Well. I added the skanky whore part.


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Old Oct 23rd, 2003, 08:49 PM       
If OAO was joking then I quit the internet because now sarcasm has been combined with subtlety and hard to recognize satirism and I am a simple simple creature unable to distinguish such a mix.

Max always makes me look stupid.
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Old Oct 24th, 2003, 10:36 AM       
Don't. I TOTALLY climbed all over One and Only twice in a single day when he was being sarcastic. I apologized.

BUT...

I think, OAO, we have to take into account that you may not be that great at sarcasm.

In other news, total amont of new content of any kind on Catholic Samurai since my banning? 0.
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Old Oct 24th, 2003, 10:41 AM       
How can you tell? As soon as I click on 'message board', it tells me I am un-welcome.
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